Is your cat normal?

[sumbirdy]

To see if your cat has a problem, ask yourself the following
questions:

1. Does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the other two
hours in non-stop eating?

2. Does your cat take frequent naps in annoying places, such as
in the center of the dinner table, in the kitchen sink, or on top
of your freshly-cleaned-of-hair bedspread?

3. Is your cat selfish? Conceited? Arrogant? Aloof? Insensitive?

4. Does he wake you up in the middle of the night and refuse to
stop meowing until you accompany him to his food bowl to watch
him eat?

5. Does your cat tear down holiday decorations? Does he destroy
any stuffed toy or cat-sized household ornament which might be
misconstrued as his competition?

6. Does your cat perceive himself to be sole owner of all
property? Does he often show disdain for your taste, or act as if
you are an embarrassment to him?

If you answered 'yes' to most of these questions . . . relax,
your cat is normal!

[lvpets2002]

:) Oh yes the best 3 out of 3.. Hey what about the herself's.. Sure did read alot of he & himself.. :D

[RedHedd]

4. Does he wake you up in the middle of the night and refuse to stop meowing until you accompany him to his food bowl to watch him eat? <sigh> :rolleyes: Mishi is normal :eek:

[catmandu]

Do your Cats know hwn something is bothering you, and come and sit by you until you feel a lot better?
Do they race around at high speed until your sides ache with laughter?
And do they love you with all thier heart, and are your true friends in a World where the almighty dollar is number one?
My Cats are All these things and very normal.

[momcat]

Yup, Groucho meets all the criteria.

[Randi]

Yeah!! Fister is normal. :.D