sumbirdy
11-10-2006, 01:10 PM
A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth that had appeared to grow overnight. after hearing this the vet told him to bring the dog right over.
When the man came in with his dog, the vet examined the animal as the man stood by, anxiously waiting the vet's opinion. At last the doctor turned to him and asked, "Do you have any children?"
"Yes...a 4 year old girl and a 6 year old boy...Oh my gosh, is it contagious?!?!" the man gasped.
"No," the doctor answered as he snipped it from the dog's fur. "It's bubble gum...grape flavored by the look of it."
When the man came in with his dog, the vet examined the animal as the man stood by, anxiously waiting the vet's opinion. At last the doctor turned to him and asked, "Do you have any children?"
"Yes...a 4 year old girl and a 6 year old boy...Oh my gosh, is it contagious?!?!" the man gasped.
"No," the doctor answered as he snipped it from the dog's fur. "It's bubble gum...grape flavored by the look of it."