A scary Thursday 183!!!

[RICHARD]

Hi Ghouls and Goblins...

Join me in a little decorating and some drinks...


Hows about a bloody mary to start????


Orc, you do not neet a costume.....Wait, Wi'll dress you up as a United States politician!!!!


BWhahahahahahahah

[Killearn Kitties]

Why is it so dark in here this week? Has there been a power cut? And has nobody done any cleaning? All those spider's webs!!
Oh, I get it, it is almost Halloween. Do I have to wear a costume before I get a drink around here?

[RICHARD]

Why is it so dark in here this week? Has there been a power cut? And has nobody done any cleaning? All those spider's webs!!
Oh, I get it, it is almost Halloween. Do I have to wear a costume before I get a drink around here?


IT's not required., But you can join in the fun..


I had heard that one of the holidays that is gaining popularity in Europe is Halloween...

And they blamed that on us Americans! :D

[Killearn Kitties]

I will come as a ghost then! I will just drape this nice white bedsheet over myself, and voila! Ready to go to the ball.

If Halloween as an event is gaining popularity here, then it is oviously your fault! After all, you are the only people who really celebrate it are you not? Do you eat any bizarre food for Halloween? :D

[Edwina's Secretary]

I Do you eat any bizarre food for Halloween? :D

M&M's, Milky Ways, Wax teeth, Milk Duds.....

[RICHARD]

IDo you eat any bizarre food for Halloween? :D


Nope Just refined sugar..... :eek:

How's about a drink? :D

[Lady's Human]

Do you eat any bizarre food for Halloween?

Bizarre food? BIZARRE FOOD? This question coming from a scot (Haggis anyone?)? :D

Nothing bizarre, just beware of the candy bowl! :p


I'll take a Bailey's while you're there, Richard.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

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Leonardo wants to wish every one a HAPPY HALLOWEEN too!!!

Could we get a round of catnip teas please? and cider for me!!!

Just don't put me in charge of pumpkin decorating! (see Pumpkin Abuse???) thread to see why if you are interested!!!

Hi, Mario!!! Yes, you can play with Leonardo for a while. :D

[Killearn Kitties]

:eek: I'll have some wax teeth with my bloddy Mary please!

[lizbud]

:eek: I'll have some wax teeth with my bloddy Mary please!


Are you going to wear them or eat them. :D

I'd like a coffee with baileys please Richard.

Anyone ever see candy corn nowadays?

[Lady's Human]

Candy Corn? Of course, how could it be halloween without it? (I buy it in the huge snack bags, that way MJ actually gets some)

[RICHARD]

Candy Corn? Of course, how could it be halloween without it? (I buy it in the huge snack bags, that way MJ actually gets some)



One Bailey's with a side of corn du candy?

DONE!

LB,
One cafe con Bailey's?

And a seat next to the candy corn...DONE!

KK,
Wax teeth and a BM!

DONE!

OH my...


That's not a ghost...it's Edward!

KK, You can borrow the Edster as part of your costume.

[RedHedd]

Candy Corn? but of course! Trying to drink through those wax lips is a challenge :p

[lizbud]

Candy Corn? but of course! Trying to drink through those wax lips is a challenge :p


Oh, I forgot the wax lips. :D Those were a lot of fun.I used to love
chewing wax when I was a kid. Yes, I know I was wierd. :rolleyes:

[Blue_Frog]

In behalf of the hallow'een festivities, i'll offer up the 'Gummy Bear Bloodbath'

1oz Sour Rasperry
1oz Sour Apple
1oz Raspberry Vodka
top off with some cranberry juice

shaken in a chilled martini shaker, pour into a fancy glass, and garnish with a gummy bear skewered on one of those plastic swords. Voila - gummy bear bloodbath.


Also, for anyone who hasn't tried it yet, the new Baileys Mint is absolutely great! :D

[RICHARD]

In behalf of the hallow'een festivities, i'll offer up the 'Gummy Bear Bloodbath'


Also, for anyone who hasn't tried it yet, the new Baileys Mint is absolutely great! :D


LOL, thanks for the tip!

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One GBBB?


DONE!

Wax lips for Redd and LIz?


DONE!

[Blue_Frog]

LOL, thanks for the tip!
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Thanks :)
Here's a frog related joke ...

A little girl walks up to her grandfather and says: "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

Grandpa says: "Honey, why do you want me to do that?"

And the little girls says: "Well, Daddy said that when you croak, we all get to go to Disney World!"

:D *ba-dum-cha!*

... sorry, best I can do at this time in the morning!

[RedHedd]

<Yawn! Stretch!> Got this in my e-mail this morning and immediately thought of Thursdays!

Black Screwdriver
Pour 3 ounces Blavod Black Vodka and 3 ounces chilled tangerine juice over ice to get in the Halloween spirit.

Black Vodka? :eek:

Just coffee for me for now - gotta hit the road!

[RICHARD]

Thanks :)
Here's a frog related joke ...


... sorry, best I can do at this time in the morning!
That worked!

LOLOLOLOL.


A refill?

DONE!


Redd...

Hmmm...

Black vodka...
I know what I am buyijng when I get some money!

DONE! :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I can't believe this is the Thursday's before Halloween!!! Where are you all??? Are you parting somewhere else??? :eek:

The AMC channel has been running old monster movies all day. I watched the Wolf Man with Lon Chaney and the Wolf Man meets Frankinstein earlier. Yesterday they had Dracula with Bela La Gosey (well you know who I mean).
Do you know he loved playing Dracula so much, he was buried in his Dracula costume? Yep, it's true!!!

*Moff grabs a cherry vanilla coke, a hugh bucket of cheese popcorn and goes back to the movies. * :eek: ;)

[lizbud]

Oh boy, scary movies. :eek: I love em. :D

May I have a draft beer please? I need to relax after a long hectic day. :)

[RICHARD]

Oh boy, scary movies. :eek: I love em. :D

May I have a draft beer please? I need to relax after a long hectic day. :)

.
You sure can....

DONE!


I think that there are 24 hours of scary movies until Halloween!


Hi MOFF!

I was on ly way to the kitchen..

How's about lasagna, french bread a ceasr salad and some dressing?

DONE!

[cmayer31]

What a day, what a day! I feel like a zombie with cobwebs inside my cranium! Must be coming up on Halloween.

I realized I never told my joke, so I figure an absent mind is a perfect excuse to tell an extended version of an old joke. I honestly don't think it'll be good enough for a drink, but I'll take what I can get. ;)

Here it goes:

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of
a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts
searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a
grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven,
1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth
Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves
the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has
changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the
previous piece, it is being played backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they
return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again
backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being
played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the
9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has
gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the
Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for
the music.

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's
just decomposing!"

Hey, it might be corny but it still makes me chuckle! :D

[RICHARD]

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's
just decomposing!"

Hey, it might be corny but it still makes me chuckle! :D


LOL, I love the honor system...

One Zomibe, or????


DONE?

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Anyone ever see candy corn nowadays?

Absolutely, just had some the other day! MMMMMMM, candy corn! Best thing for a quick sugar high other than marshmellow peeps, (sorry gini :( )

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Hey Richard,
Can I have one of those Gummy Bear Blood Baths? And why is Orc wearing a suit? I thought about putting an orange doggie sweater on Lady but that just had bad idea written all over it.

I brought some pumpkin pie and whipped cream. Thought it might go good with the coffee and Irish. :)

[Dorothy39]

I can't believe this is the Thursday's before Halloween!!! Where are you all??? Are you parting somewhere else??? :eek:

The AMC channel has been running old monster movies all day. I watched the Wolf Man with Lon Chaney and the Wolf Man meets Frankinstein earlier. Yesterday they had Dracula with Bela La Gosey (well you know who I mean).
Do you know he loved playing Dracula so much, he was buried in his Dracula costume? Yep, it's true!!!

*Moff grabs a cherry vanilla coke, a hugh bucket of cheese popcorn and goes back to the movies. * :eek: ;)
Oh Moff~~ :D

It's Bela Lugosi, and yes, because I married a Horror Film Fan, I do know a lot about "Dracula" !!Yes Mam, he was buried in his Dracula Suit!!!
Welcome to my Humble Abode~~~~~~ :o

Bartender, Give me a Tallllll brew,

[RICHARD]

Hey Richard,
Can I have one of those Gummy Bear Blood Baths? And why is Orc wearing a suit? I thought about putting an orange doggie sweater on Lady but that just had bad idea written all over it.

I brought some pumpkin pie and whipped cream. Thought it might go good with the coffee and Irish. :)


One Gummy bear blood bath....

DONE!

LOL,

The Orc is dressed up for Halloween! :D


I''l get out the plates and the forks..

Can you yell into the bar, they have thay spooky movie turned up so loud
I think this place is haunted!

[sparks19]

mmmmmmm Candy.


Oh man I want something sweet. How about a mudslide to start :D

[RICHARD]

mmmmmmm Candy.


Oh man I want something sweet. How about a mudslide to start :D


One Mudslide to start..
DONE!

Dorothy,

One Tall brew!

DONE!




lololol,

I vant to drink your Blooooooood! :eek: :eek:

[Corinna]

I guess I have to drag out my 50 pak of bad horrior movies.

[gini]

He's just decomposing".........................o.k. - go ahead and make me laugh outloud. Yup - it is corny alright - but it is the season for corny.

Ohhhhh, and Halloween ORANGE PEEPS I am starting to drool. Around Thanksgiving they should be properly aged and ready to eat.

Richard.....how about some hard cider with a splash of cognac..............??

[Killearn Kitties]

My dad once bumped into Bela Lugosi, literally, in a very dark lane behind a building. :eek: Can you imagine the shock???

Bit early here for a blood bath, but how about I put the breakfast on? Anybody like some rolls and sausage with some blood red tomato sauce?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Oh Moff~~ :D

It's Bela Lugosi, and yes, because I married a Horror Film Fan, I do know a lot about "Dracula" !!Yes Mam, he was buried in his Dracula Suit!!!
Welcome to my Humble Abode~~~~~~ :o

Bartender, Give me a Tallllll brew,
Thanks!!! My old brain just doesn't work as well any more, specially in the area of spelling!!! :eek:

Today it was The MUMMY with Boris Karloff!!!! He is a favorite of mine, along with Vicent Price!!! :D

[lizbud]

My dad once bumped into Bela Lugosi, literally, in a very dark lane behind a building. :eek: Can you imagine the shock???




Really? :eek: I would have run the one minute mile in 50 seconds.That
actor had the wierdest eyes. :)

[Dorothy39]

I had to tell my husband about your post, Killearn Kitties!! :eek:

(I know I would have swallowed my gum :eek: )


That has to be the creepiest encounter I've ever heard!!!


"I Bid You Weeeeelcome" ( oh, & those eyes!!!) Whooooooooo

[Killearn Kitties]

Yes, it's true! Perhaps the weather was bad and they both had their heads' down or something, but when my dad looked up, he kind of gasped and Lugosi said creepily "most people react that way"!

[sparks19]

Thanks!!! My old brain just doesn't work as well any more, specially in the area of spelling!!! :eek:

Today it was The MUMMY with Boris Karloff!!!! He is a favorite of mine, along with Vicent Price!!! :D


Vincent Price creeps me out. Just the sound of his voice is enough to send shivers down my spine LOL but he even LOOKED creepy. Very scary. :D

[Dorothy39]

Yeah~~~~~ Weren't they awesome?

Vincent Price, :eek: Boris Karloff, :eek: Bela Lugosi, :eek: Lon Chaney,~~such distinction!!!

We will never see the like of them , ever again ,on the solid cinama!!!

[Dorothy39]

Yes, it's true! Perhaps the weather was bad and they both had their heads' down or something, but when my dad looked up, he kind of gasped and Lugosi said creepily "most people react that way"!

OOOOHHHH!!!! I can really HEAR Lugosi saying that!!!!!! :eek:

[Corinna]

you can't for get thier side kick Peter Lorrie. I love that little rat. watched the "creature from the black lagoon " today. Amc got to love the oldies.

[Dorothy39]

you can't for get thier side kick Peter Lorrie. I love that little rat. watched the "creature from the black lagoon " today. Amc got to love the oldies.
Oh yes, My husband watched it too,!!!! Ya, gotta love those Oldies but Goodies~ Bring on the Popcorn and Cider Please!!!!


Peter Lorrie, now, how come I forgot that guy in my line-up!!

He did have that memorable voice, didn't he!!!!

Those "pug like" eyes!!!! :eek:

[Corinna]

He had pug like eyes but Marty Feldman had boston terrier eyes. No offense to any one but we call them marty dogs in this house . My mom is looking to get one.