Sara luvs her Tinky
06-03-2002, 11:10 PM
Here are some funnies that my mom sent me........
> UNIQUE THOUGHTS
>>
>> How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
>> Unique Up On It.
>>
>> How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
>> Tame Way. Unique Up On It.
>>
>> How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>> They Take The Psycho Path.
>>
>> How Do You Get Holy Water?
>> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
>>
>> What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
>> Dam!
>>
>> What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too
>> Long?
>> Polaroids.
>>
>> What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
>> A Stick.
>>
>> What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>> Nacho Cheese.
>>
>> What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>> Subordinate Clauses.
>>
>> What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
>> Spoiled Milk.
>>
>> What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A
>> Vampire?
>> Frostbite.
>>
>> What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>> A Nervous Wreck.
>>
>> What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
>> Soup?
>> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>>
>> Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
>> Right Where You Left Him.
>>
>> Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>> Because They Have Big Fingers.
>>
>> Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>> Because It Scares The Dog.
>>
>> What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>> Sanka.
>>
>> Why Did The Pilgrims' Pants Keep Falling Down?
>> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
> UNIQUE THOUGHTS
>>
>> How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
>> Unique Up On It.
>>
>> How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
>> Tame Way. Unique Up On It.
>>
>> How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>> They Take The Psycho Path.
>>
>> How Do You Get Holy Water?
>> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
>>
>> What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
>> Dam!
>>
>> What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too
>> Long?
>> Polaroids.
>>
>> What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
>> A Stick.
>>
>> What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>> Nacho Cheese.
>>
>> What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>> Subordinate Clauses.
>>
>> What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
>> Spoiled Milk.
>>
>> What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A
>> Vampire?
>> Frostbite.
>>
>> What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>> A Nervous Wreck.
>>
>> What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
>> Soup?
>> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>>
>> Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
>> Right Where You Left Him.
>>
>> Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>> Because They Have Big Fingers.
>>
>> Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>> Because It Scares The Dog.
>>
>> What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>> Sanka.
>>
>> Why Did The Pilgrims' Pants Keep Falling Down?
>> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.