yorkster
06-01-2002, 12:25 AM
Some of these are pretty good..........
>>You never feed me.
>>Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
>>That will show you.
>>
>>You must scratch me there!
>>Yes, above my tail! Behold,
>>Elevator butt.
>>
>>I need a new toy.
>>Tail of black dog keeps good time.
>>Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
>>
>>The rule for today:
>>Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
>>New rule tomorrow.
>>
>>In deep sleep hear sound
>>Cat throwup hairball somewhere
>>Will find in morning
>>
>>Grace personified,
>>I leap into the window.
>>I meant to do that.
>>
>>Blur of motion, then-
>>Silence, me, a paper bag.
>>What is so funny?
>>
>>The mighty hunter
>>Returns with gifts of plump birds-
>>Your foot just squashed one
>>
>>You're always typing.
>>Well, let's see you ignore my
>>Sitting on your hands.
>>
>>My small cardboard box.
>>You cannot see me if I
>>Can hide my head.
>>
>>Terrible battle.
>>I fought for hours. Come and see!
>>What's a 'term paper'?
>>
>>Kitty likes plastic
>>Confuses for litter box
>>Shouldn't leave around
>>
>>Small brave carnivores
>>Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
>>Fear vacuum cleaner
>>
>>Want to trim my claws?
>>Don't even think about it!
>>My cries will wake dead.
>>
>>I want to be close
>>To you. Can I fit my head
>>inside your armpit?
>>
>>Want to go outside.
>>Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
>>Let me back inside!
>>
>>Oh no! Big One
>>has been trapped by newspaper!
>>Cat to the rescue!
>>
>>Humans are so strange.
>>Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
>>My claws aren't that sharp ...
>>
>>Cats meow out of angst
>>"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
>>We could break so much!"
>>
>>Litter box not here
>>You must have moved it again
>>I'll go in the sink.
>>
>>The Big Ones snore now
>>Every room is dark and cold
>>Time for "Cup Hockey"
>>
>>We're almost equals
>>I purr to show I love you
>>Want to smell my butt?
>>You never feed me.
>>Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
>>That will show you.
>>
>>You must scratch me there!
>>Yes, above my tail! Behold,
>>Elevator butt.
>>
>>I need a new toy.
>>Tail of black dog keeps good time.
>>Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
>>
>>The rule for today:
>>Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
>>New rule tomorrow.
>>
>>In deep sleep hear sound
>>Cat throwup hairball somewhere
>>Will find in morning
>>
>>Grace personified,
>>I leap into the window.
>>I meant to do that.
>>
>>Blur of motion, then-
>>Silence, me, a paper bag.
>>What is so funny?
>>
>>The mighty hunter
>>Returns with gifts of plump birds-
>>Your foot just squashed one
>>
>>You're always typing.
>>Well, let's see you ignore my
>>Sitting on your hands.
>>
>>My small cardboard box.
>>You cannot see me if I
>>Can hide my head.
>>
>>Terrible battle.
>>I fought for hours. Come and see!
>>What's a 'term paper'?
>>
>>Kitty likes plastic
>>Confuses for litter box
>>Shouldn't leave around
>>
>>Small brave carnivores
>>Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
>>Fear vacuum cleaner
>>
>>Want to trim my claws?
>>Don't even think about it!
>>My cries will wake dead.
>>
>>I want to be close
>>To you. Can I fit my head
>>inside your armpit?
>>
>>Want to go outside.
>>Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
>>Let me back inside!
>>
>>Oh no! Big One
>>has been trapped by newspaper!
>>Cat to the rescue!
>>
>>Humans are so strange.
>>Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
>>My claws aren't that sharp ...
>>
>>Cats meow out of angst
>>"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
>>We could break so much!"
>>
>>Litter box not here
>>You must have moved it again
>>I'll go in the sink.
>>
>>The Big Ones snore now
>>Every room is dark and cold
>>Time for "Cup Hockey"
>>
>>We're almost equals
>>I purr to show I love you
>>Want to smell my butt?