RICHARD
07-29-2006, 01:23 PM
Ed’s tips for being a cool cat during the hot weather.
1. Cool tile floors.
2. Sleep on your back with your legs open.
3. sleep on your stomach with your legs open
4. Wait until your dad moves, then grab his seat in front of the fan.
Snarl and growl if you are moved from that spot, after all, they left it.
5. Find a nice plastic bag to nap on.
6. Conserve energy-sleep all day, play all night.
7. Avoid all contact with your hot parents.
8. Walk don’t run, to your food dish.
9. Disappear into the closet, cabinet or favorite dark spot
P.S. This may cause your mom or dad to overheat.
10. Offer your parents a cool drink, but then remind them you do not have opposable thumbs. They will feel sorry that you don’t and pour you a cool drink.
1. Cool tile floors.
2. Sleep on your back with your legs open.
3. sleep on your stomach with your legs open
4. Wait until your dad moves, then grab his seat in front of the fan.
Snarl and growl if you are moved from that spot, after all, they left it.
5. Find a nice plastic bag to nap on.
6. Conserve energy-sleep all day, play all night.
7. Avoid all contact with your hot parents.
8. Walk don’t run, to your food dish.
9. Disappear into the closet, cabinet or favorite dark spot
P.S. This may cause your mom or dad to overheat.
10. Offer your parents a cool drink, but then remind them you do not have opposable thumbs. They will feel sorry that you don’t and pour you a cool drink.