View Full Version : Play the Wrong Game Part 3
Catty1
07-23-2006, 05:05 PM
FROM Argranade in Part 2
There actualy White horse with black stripes but ony when they use there wings to migrate to the moon then eat the cheese on it.
Why do dogs have 4 legs?
Catty1
07-23-2006, 05:06 PM
The better to eat you with, my dear!
When is a door not a door?
When it's closed!
Why do we have clothes?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-23-2006, 05:49 PM
Because they are fashionable!
What happened to the Wrong Game Part 2?
What are turnups?
Catty1
07-23-2006, 06:05 PM
The opposite of grownups!
What is aluminum foil for?
For rolling into a ball to play with.
Why do we take showers?
Roxyluvsme13
07-23-2006, 07:33 PM
To make us dirty.
Why do we wear shoes?
Catty1
07-23-2006, 07:41 PM
To keep our hair dry.
What happened to the dinosaurs?
Argranade
07-23-2006, 08:07 PM
They tooted and blew up into tiny Ice Creams.
Why do people type on computers when they eat old shoes In boxes?
Dorothy39
07-23-2006, 11:13 PM
They tooted and blew up into tiny Ice Creams.
Why do people type on computers when they eat old shoes In boxes?
I think you might have the Bird Flu!!! :D :D :D :D
I'm giggling like a loon!!!!!
Because, after eating old shoes in boxes, typing gives us more miles to the tread!!!!! We become hyper at the keyboard!!!
Why do shoes have tongues?
So they can taste our socks!
Who is dog of the day today?
Dorothy39
07-23-2006, 11:56 PM
Freddie Prinz!!!! :D (from Chico and the Man TV show)
Did Fred and Wilma Flintstone seem a lot like Ralph and Alice Cramdon?
DrKym
07-23-2006, 11:58 PM
No although they are direct descendants!
What color are purple lollipops?
DrKym
07-24-2006, 12:03 AM
Square blocks used to grind down guinea pig teeth.
What constitutes a consttutional?
Dorothy39
07-24-2006, 12:09 AM
Oh Gee!!!
Being a rich slave holder , as well as a member of the First Continetial congress!!! Laughing to hard to type here!!!
Did George Washington use toilet paper? (I often wonder) :eek:
DrKym
07-24-2006, 12:13 AM
He did not as he preferred a bidet made the whole river thing uncomfortable and required the use of the word dingleberry...............................
what flavor tastes like banana?
Dorothy39
07-24-2006, 12:17 AM
Don't I know you from somewhere??? :D
The flavor of Banana is the closest mankind has experienced with Monkey Vomit!!!! Kiwi is a close second. I'd say,
Kiwi!!
do lizard burp?
DrKym
07-24-2006, 12:22 AM
Lizards do burp hence the drinks named SO BE they are types of lizard burp smells..................................
No you have never seen me or know me (ignore the man behind the curtain) or woman for that matter lol
Do dogs dream of other dogs?
Dorothy39
07-24-2006, 12:55 AM
Lizards do burp hence the drinks named SO BE they are types of lizard burp smells..................................
No you have never seen me or know me (ignore the man behind the curtain) or woman for that matter lol
Do dogs dream of other dogs?
Of course not, Jung proved this in his studies!!!! dogs dream in Black and White, or , Septa Tone :eek: they are not aware of their species !!
Are dream symbols unique to each individual? Is Sigmond a Fraud?
DrKym
07-24-2006, 01:01 AM
ohhhhhhhhhhh now now Ms OZ! lol Jung was a fruedian and a fraud as are all of us in pschotherapy work. We unfortunaltley forget that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar (courtesy of Groucho Marx) Now onto other truths as deemed appropo in sepia tones!
what do cats really want from hooooooooooooomans?
Dorothy39
07-24-2006, 01:07 AM
Oh , I love that Groucho Marx in you Dr. Goodnow!!!
I must answer wrong, of course, Darn!!!!! Darn!!!! Darn!!!! ( Herman Munster quote) :D
Cats just want hooooooooomans----- to learn how to use a squirt gun effectively. now, I am resorting to acyronyms on Pet Talk, for the first time !!!
ROTFL :D
DrKym
07-24-2006, 01:10 AM
you were supposed to give a wrong answer! LOL (my cats wish I could actually hit the dogs with the squirt gun............................................... ....
ok what color is an orange tabby?
Argranade
07-24-2006, 10:28 AM
The best tasting thing In the world and only food that makes you turn green after.
Why does the water sing?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-24-2006, 11:51 AM
Because it's happy.
What are marshmallows used for?
People throw them up into the sky on a cloudless day!
What is the sun for?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-24-2006, 01:20 PM
Telling us when to get up.
Why do kangaroo's hop?
They only hop when they're mad.
Why do we have bathing suits?
mustlovedogs
07-24-2006, 05:27 PM
We have bathing suits so they will not get wet while we swim.
Why are so many people concerned about their weight?
If they get too light they might blow away, if too heavy, they might not be able to walk.
Why do we learn to spell?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-24-2006, 05:41 PM
Soooo weeee can tellll what cuntry weeee r from!!!
What is a baker's dozen?
A million loaves of bread.
What is a bird?
Argranade
07-25-2006, 12:26 PM
A bird is a migic creature with a voice that can put you In a deep sleep and the only way you can wake up from it is if a bird poops on your head.
Why does the rain screem as it falls?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 12:29 PM
You'd screem too if you were dropped from a million miles up and were going to splatter all over the place!!! :D
Do frogs spit?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 12:38 PM
Only those who hang around with grasshoppers!!!!
Can grasshoppers play a fiddle?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 12:47 PM
Only at barn raisings!!! :D
Why do roses have thorns?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 12:51 PM
Oh, how Dorothy39 loves those Kansas people!!!! :D
Roses have thorns so that fairies can hang their undies out to dry!!! :D
Are their really tornadoes in Kansas?
Anita Cholaine
07-25-2006, 12:52 PM
Because thorns make them so soft and beautiful!
Where do you keep your toothbrush?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 12:54 PM
I keep my toothbrush in the basement where I hide from Kansas tornadoes!
What are sweat socks?
Anita Cholaine
07-25-2006, 12:55 PM
Those things you wear in your hands to keep them cold!
What do you use a spoon for?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 12:58 PM
for hanging on your nose while bored!!!! also, to see how you look "up-side " down.
Do chinese people use forks?
Argranade
07-25-2006, 01:13 PM
They only use forks when there sleeping and dreaming of flying on a purple pig that talks In a backword language and when the chinese speak to it they laugh and start eating the pig with forks then after there done they turn into purple flying talking backword pigs.
Why do people say why when they ask a question why?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 01:23 PM
It's an "inner Child" instinct!!!! Why do you ask!! woops, there I go again!!! :D
Why are all the Koala Bears in Austrailia?
mustlovedogs
07-25-2006, 03:16 PM
Because Antartica was too hot for them, and Africa too cold! (This is the wrong game! ;) )
What does the word dog mean?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 03:18 PM
Dole Out Goodies!!! :D
How far can an oyster spit?
sparks19
07-25-2006, 03:19 PM
Because Antartica was too hot for them, and Africa too cold! (This is the wrong game! ;) )
What does the word dog mean?
DOG means Dancing Old Geezers. They were on Leno last week I think.
Where do Guinea Pigs come from?
They come out of coins!
What is money for?
mustlovedogs
07-25-2006, 03:22 PM
Money is for not buying things.
Who is today's Dog of The Day?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 03:23 PM
Dole Out Goodies!!! :D
How far can an oyster spit?
Further than the Walrus and the Carpenter!!!!! About 10 yards!!!! They really won the contest!!!
Now, back to Jalb's question:
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 03:26 PM
Money is for not buying things.
Who is today's Dog of The Day?
Bigfoot!!! The hairless Chihuahua!!!
how many drops can an eyedropper hold?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 03:32 PM
It depends on how fat the eye drops are!
Why can't cats hang by their tails?
mustlovedogs
07-25-2006, 03:34 PM
Cat's can't hang by their tails because that would make gravity into gravy! :eek:
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 03:35 PM
because, they hate hanging around with opossems!!!! They simply won"t show off in front of them!!!
What is a Meer-Kat?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 03:36 PM
Oh, so you play the wrong game by yourself as well? :D
Must be the Michigan air!!!
back to the Meer-Kats!!!
:D :D :D sorry, I get your names mixed up!!!! :D :D :D
mustlovedogs
07-25-2006, 03:37 PM
Whoops, sorry, I forgot to post a question! :eek: :cool:
Meer-kats are cats that are meer, of course!
What does the word bold mean?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 03:40 PM
It means, passive, reluctant to make a point!!!
Did the grinch really steal Christmas?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 04:41 PM
He tried. He wants it called Holidays instead of Christmas. Luckily a bunch of Santa's elves whupped up on him and he changed his mind. :p
How fast can a snail run?
GreyhoundGirl
07-25-2006, 04:55 PM
Faster than a speeding bullet.... its.... UNDERSNAIL ! LOL !
Why do cats meow and dogs bark?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 05:31 PM
Everybody's got to do something. That's just what they picked out of the hat when they were first created!
Why can't a leopard change it's spots?
buttercup132
07-25-2006, 05:34 PM
because it flys too much
Why arent dogs lime green?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-25-2006, 06:21 PM
Because then they would glow in the dark!
How do snails scratch their noses?
Catty1
07-25-2006, 07:18 PM
Feet first!
When is a dog not a dog?
Almita
07-25-2006, 07:54 PM
when he is barking at you he is not a dog.
Why don't we use records anymore?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 10:08 PM
because they are useless nostalgia from the 20th century, Who wants to hear the REAL version anyway?? :D
What is 33 1/3? or 45/rpm? What do these terms mean?
Catty1
07-25-2006, 10:48 PM
Indigestion.
Why does a cat have whiskers?
Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 10:59 PM
Indigestion.
Why does a cat have whiskers?
Oh "Catty1, You are sensational!!!
Cats have whiskers to aid in the sensation of skydiving!! :eek:
Why do cats have claws?
So we can clip them.
Why do cats have teeth?
for grooming and massaging. :eek:
How long will a dog chew on a beef bone?
For one second.
Why do we have clocks?
pitc9
07-26-2006, 08:36 AM
So we can find our socks that the dryer eats.
Why do eye lashes fall out?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-26-2006, 12:05 PM
To drive us nuts with the bald eyeball look!
Can an acorn grow into a rose?
Dorothy39
07-26-2006, 10:49 PM
only in the State of Kansas, that is where miracles occur!!
Is the wrong game important, can you meet wonderful people while playing this silly game?
yes, and you can meet silly people while playing this wonderful game too, particularly if wearing red.
Did you know wearing sunglasses is a sign of fertility? :cool:
Dorothy39
07-27-2006, 08:50 AM
:D I think you're getting your games mixed up :D :D
(no, I did not know that) Did you know........................ :D
Wearing sunglasses to openly display furtility occurs quite often in Texas, the stars at night, are big and bright!!!!!
What is meant by, I see red?
The only color you can see is red!
What are vitamins for?
Dorothy39
07-27-2006, 09:04 AM
okay, I must be wrong , of course,
Vitamins are for "fast food" adicts. Useless to take from hand to mouth.
Does McDonalds offer a "healthy" diet?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-27-2006, 12:52 PM
Sure and you can get caviar too but Only on Wednesdays, when the moon is full, and in months ending with a q.
How many cow make a heard?
Zero.
What are numbers for?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-27-2006, 03:57 PM
To make us crazy when there are not enough of them in our checking accounts!
Where is there?
GreyhoundGirl
07-27-2006, 04:03 PM
underwhere? :confused:
what happened to the chicken that crossed the road?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-27-2006, 04:06 PM
She was made into a roadkill sandwich after being hit by a semi! Look where you are going chickens!!!
How fast is "in the blink of an eye"?
GreyhoundGirl
07-27-2006, 04:09 PM
blink of an eye is how long it takes to loose sight of a snail. ( I know, I've tried. )
How many wild pens are there in the world?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-27-2006, 04:16 PM
6
Why do some animals sleep tummy up?
GreyhoundGirl
07-27-2006, 04:41 PM
those are the ones that feel safe that way, usually the ones that haven't been spay/neutered. :rolleyes:
why do we often see orange, yellow, pink green (ect) hilighters
but never black hilighters?
Dorothy39
07-27-2006, 10:35 PM
I've got to think, "outside the box" :eek:
Black High lighers , being the most rare, are normally used to "feed Knowlege" I wish there was more censorship!!!!
Is it really necessary to read books these days?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-28-2006, 11:27 AM
No, especially "instruction manuals".
Why do rolling stones gather no moss?
Dorothy39
07-28-2006, 11:37 AM
That Rock and Roll band still has teen aged fans pawing the moss off from them!!!!!! :eek:
What is a door knob?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-28-2006, 11:40 AM
A big pimple on doors! :eek:
How can a person get to the moon?
Beam me up, Scotty!
Who is Tony Blair?
GreyhoundGirl
07-28-2006, 06:02 PM
Tony Blair? :confused: Never heard of HER, seriously... :rolleyes:
Why do cameras need batteries?
To justify the restraining orders..batteries..get it. hm never mind. lol.
What sport are balance beams used in?
Football.
What are balls for?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-28-2006, 06:36 PM
To play marbles with.
How is applesauce made?
With computer components.
What's your favorite topping on a banana split?
GreyhoundGirl
07-28-2006, 06:50 PM
Dog Fur- which is free !
What is the moon made of ? ( can't say cheese ! ) :)
IRescue452
07-28-2006, 07:15 PM
Its what the sun puked up :eek:
why can't we paint the roses mauve?
zoomer
07-28-2006, 07:26 PM
Because they bite
Why do we use the keyboard?
Dorothy39
07-28-2006, 07:58 PM
because, so many of us don't know how to send morse code!!! :D
If one dog is named Georgia ( cap: Atlanta) and another dog is named Alaska, (cap.Juno) what is the capital of "Buddy"? :D :D :D
Alysser
07-28-2006, 09:24 PM
Italy.
What is a dress?
Catty1
07-28-2006, 09:29 PM
Where nobody lives.
What is cast iron?
Iron that's wearing a cast!
What is metal?
Dorothy39
07-28-2006, 10:01 PM
metal?
It is a generic brand of *jello*!!! Doesn't taste as good though!!!
What are tweezers?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-29-2006, 01:36 PM
Jeans for a teenager!
What is in tomato sauce?
plaster of paris.
what color is your dog's favorite?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-29-2006, 03:06 PM
Well, I don't have a dog any more but my last one, Smokey, his favorite color was burp-le. :D
How long is the 12th of never?
approximatly 16 centimeters.
Are horiscopes good ways to make decisions?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-30-2006, 12:20 PM
Sure, specially for those under the sign of CRONK! ;)
How many frogs fill up a pond?
zero.
Why do cats chase strings?
Dorothy39
07-31-2006, 12:58 AM
so they can replace the ones that are worn out on their guitars, love those jazz cats, always ready for a new rif!!! (twang) :eek:
Do jazz cats wear sunglasses?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-31-2006, 12:33 PM
Hey, JALB, Princess looks just like my Leonardo!!!! :D
Oh, yeah, back to the question: of course Jazz cats wear sunglasses. No cool cat would be caught without them!!!
Why are skunks so stinky?
Dorothy39
07-31-2006, 01:53 PM
skunks are "stinky"? Woops, better change my preference for cologne!!!! :eek: ( I often wondered why............ :rolleyes:
Why did Alice "chase" the white rabbit?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-31-2006, 04:22 PM
She heard rabbits feet are lucky!
How much gas can an ant pass? ;)
Hey, JALB, Princess looks just like my Leonardo!!!! :D
Oh, yeah, back to the question: of course Jazz cats wear sunglasses. No cool cat would be caught without them!!!
Why are skunks so stinky?
Have you posted any pictures of Leonardo?
momoffuzzyfaces
07-31-2006, 07:29 PM
Have you posted any pictures of Leonardo?
Yes, under cat general under "Beam me up Scotty" there is one where he is laying almost in the same position as Princess!
He's also under Leonardo an ET? under cat general and on the Purrno thread.
He's probably in other places too. :D
I can't even SEE the pictures!!!! :( :mad: :confused:
Dorothy39
08-01-2006, 11:45 AM
Jalb, you are simply cracking me up!!!!! :D :D
Have you sent momoffuzzyfaces a private message?
the buuuuuummmp entry really made me start laughing, thank you for playing this game, and for providing great thread games as well.
Is Leonardo everywhere on Pet talk???? :eek: :D :D
forgive me Jalb, I could not resist!!! You are sensational!!!!!!!
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 12:46 PM
Here you go JALB: two pics of Leonardo
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/th_Leonardotoeout000_0675.jpg (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/Leonardotoeout000_0675.jpg)
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/th_Leonardo000_0677.jpg (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/Leonardo000_0677.jpg)
Dorothy39
08-01-2006, 12:52 PM
How long is the 12th of Never? is this the question now?
:D :D :D let me catch my breath !!! :D :D
I have to be wrong , of course!! finding home keys while laughing!!! :D
I'd say, according to the wrong game rules. can't use "second power" huh!!
a mini mult second!! my final answer!!!!
Name your favorite U.S. President :eek:
sparks19
08-01-2006, 12:54 PM
jean Chretien (I don't think I spelled that correctly lol)
How many eyes does the purple people eater have? and what does he eat?
Almita
08-01-2006, 12:57 PM
they have 20 eyes and they eat oranges
why do we have printers?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 01:06 PM
Almita we need a question please? ;)
Wait, since mine got lost in the shuffle, I'll re do it:
How much gas can an ant pass? :eek: (Thar she blows)
Dorothy39
08-01-2006, 01:14 PM
Oh my lord, have pity on me with the ant gas!!!
An ant can pass many gas stations before refueling!!!!! insects are one up on us!!( still laughing!!!) the heat is on!!!!!!!!!!!!so is the AC!!! :eek:
Do butterflies flirt with bumblebees?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 01:18 PM
*giggling my own self*
Answer: They only flirt with bbs from afar!!! They don't want to get "stung" in any relationship!
Are frogs cross eyed?
Dorothy39
08-01-2006, 01:25 PM
show an old lady some mercy with those questions!!! :eek: :D
yes, Kermit the frog here, HELp!!!!! i CANT STOP LAUGHING !!!!
dorothy39 places me onto her made up bed!!!! I used to talk, when someone would press onto my little green hand!!! ( she found me at the good will)
No, frogs eyes do not, I, repeat, do not cross!!!! they simply stare onto the ceiling !!!! ( left that kermit aside the bed today) :D
Is Big Bird a boy? (a male)? You have answer wrong !!!! hee hee hee
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 01:41 PM
I have no idea! I never looked!!! Is it really anyones business? :eek:
Maybe he/she is neither? :eek:
What causes warts?
Dorothy39
08-01-2006, 02:20 PM
favoring toads over frogs!!! (Kermit warned me) :D I am safe with Kermie!!!!
Do fuzzy faces watch television?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 02:24 PM
Constantly!!! They make fun of the dogs on the Dog Whisperer!!! Cats would NEVER act like that!!! :D
What does it mean to toot your own horn?
Here you go JALB: two pics of Leonardo
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/th_Leonardotoeout000_0675.jpg (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/Leonardotoeout000_0675.jpg)
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/th_Leonardo000_0677.jpg (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/MOFF55/Leonardo000_0677.jpg)
I can't see the pictures... :confused: :(
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 02:49 PM
Gosh, JALB, I don't know what is wrong. The pics are as clear as day to me!
I'm at a loss as to what to do ! :(
Could you try posting them as thumbnails?
Constantly!!! They make fun of the dogs on the Dog Whisperer!!! Cats would NEVER act like that!!! :D
What does it mean to toot your own horn?
It means you have a horn like a car does and when someone is in your way, you toot it.
What are ornaments for?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 05:11 PM
The pictures are thumbnails. Do you see a red x? Sometimes when the sites the pictures are on is down, that's what shows for a while. Then they come up later.
Ornaments are for making your neighbors jealous because you have them and they don't!
What are teeth for?
I see no red x. We have teeth so that we have to go to the dentist.
What do doctors do?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-01-2006, 08:20 PM
Doctors take your money so they can play golf!
How much does a pig's brain weigh?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 12:59 AM
love your communication methods :D :D Thanks for that info on the red x!!!
pigs brains weigh in at 2 oz., so , when there is a miracle, they can fly!!! Other wise, they'd just root as usual.
You've heard of "piggy banks" I assume, so, ---- :rolleyes: ,What are river banks?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 12:39 PM
They are the same thing. Why should pigs have all the money? :D
What is a mugwomp?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 12:48 PM
they are close friends of the wunks!!! ( Read "The Raggedy Man, by James Whitcomb Riley)
What is a pool party?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 12:55 PM
It's a party for members of the stenographer's pool in offices.
Why are worms so icky?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 12:59 PM
because, worms compete with cooked pasta!!! They're jealous I suppose!!! :D (Who would eat a warm worm?)
What is a stick shift?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 01:13 PM
The opposite of the graveyard shift! :eek:
How do you make tomato sauce?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 01:24 PM
momofuzzyfaces,
Stare that tomato straight in the eye!!!! Untill he relaxes, then, run him through a colandar!!!! no need for those seeds!!!!
What will become of the Internet?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 01:30 PM
It's being sold to Martians and will be shot into outer space soon!
Why are bears grumpy?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 01:36 PM
Goldilocks has a hand in this one!!!! She looks innocent, but she is a vixen!! :D Bears are grumpy because Goldilocks left them high and dry!!!
What did Red Riding Hood do after she found out that the wolf ate her Grandmother?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 02:17 PM
She grabbed all of her grandmother's goodies and she and the wolf moved to Las Vegas!
Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 02:51 PM
He had a drinking problem!!!! :eek: Poor egg!!!!
On the subject of nursery rhymns, Did Simple Simon ever get a pie in the end?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 03:08 PM
Nah, he meet a cute little cookie at the fair and forgot all about pie!!!
Why does the sky turn dark when it rains?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 04:16 PM
so Dorothy can hitch a ride to OZ!!! :eek:
Is Marylin Monroe still a sex symbol today?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 04:19 PM
Only to old men!
Is Elvis really dead?
Dorothy39
08-02-2006, 04:22 PM
I don't think so!!!! Just had lunch with Elvis?
Is it hot in Kansas?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-02-2006, 04:45 PM
Heavens NO! I'm sitting here in my snow suit!!!
What is a bum?
A person wearing a red shirt.
Who is Dog of the Day today?
buuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sparks19
08-04-2006, 02:56 PM
A person wearing a red shirt.
Who is Dog of the Day today?
Jim bob McGillicuddy, the famous bubble blowing dog from neptune.
Why do we hear through our ears?
Dorothy39
08-04-2006, 04:08 PM
Because, we blink our eyes too often!!!!
Why are we alive and communicating, on this planet?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-04-2006, 05:02 PM
To drive each other nuts!!!
How are pearls made?
Pembroke_Corgi
08-04-2006, 05:44 PM
How are pearls made?
Pearls are formed from crystallized jelly beans.
What is the purpose of money?
to fold into shapes
What are purses for?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-04-2006, 06:41 PM
To hit people with!!!
How would you describe a moose?
Dorothy39
08-04-2006, 10:45 PM
To hit people with!!!
How would you describe a moose?
and , to whom, that is the question!!! :eek:
A very small crustatian that lives on corals deep in the sea.
Can Chickens Knit? :D
momoffuzzyfaces
08-05-2006, 02:06 PM
Sure! They use their long toenails as the needles! Their knitted hats are world famous!!!
What is the ideal weight for an elephant?
Dorothy39
08-05-2006, 02:26 PM
Asian Elephants must maintain their weight at no more than 700 lbs, as they are trained for "Pleasing Your Pachyderm", while , African Bulls
can weigh in over 3 tons!!!! Go figure!!!!
sugar, flour, baking soda, butter, eggs, milk,..............what comes next? :rolleyes:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-05-2006, 03:15 PM
The Pillsbury Doughboy?
What are crop circles?
Dorothy39
08-05-2006, 08:11 PM
Quilting Bees for Locusts, can you hear them out in Kansas this time of year?They're stitchin up a storm up in these parts!!!!!!
easel, brushes, patette, oil paints, turpentine, drop cloth, model......what might happen here? (can't wait for the answer :D )
A tent will be pitched and an omlette made over the campfire. :D
A kayak, 2 oars, sunscreen and a lake. What will happen here?
Dorothy39
08-05-2006, 09:35 PM
A tent will be pitched and an omlette made over the campfire. :D
A kayak, 2 oars, sunscreen and a lake. What will happen here?
Cell phone will be dead in minutes :D :D White rapids ahead!!!!! :eek:
campfire, friends, full moon, booze, radio playing loudly, ..............what is this called? :eek:
Friday, the 13th, part XIV
What do you call a hotdog, dipped in cornmeal?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-06-2006, 01:37 PM
Pepto Bismol!!! :eek:
What is gin rummy?
Dorothy39
08-06-2006, 06:46 PM
a popular game in the Oval Office!!! :D :D
Why is Kansas located in the "Heartland" of the United States?
Because thats where the lovers are.
Why does the drive home from a road trip always seem longer than the drive out?
Dorothy39
08-06-2006, 07:04 PM
Because, You know you really left the coffee pot "ON" ;) :D
Who are the "folks" in Folk Music?? ( or the rocks, in rock music, pops in Pop music, etc. :eek:
It's a new version of rock, scissor, paper...rock, folk, pop ...Band wars!
These folks play to win!!
How many times does the average person urinate a day? :p
Dorothy39
08-06-2006, 07:49 PM
It's a new version of rock, scissor, paper...rock, folk, pop ...Band wars!
These folks play to win!!
How many times does the average person urinate a day? :p
I am laughing so hard, it looks like "Daisy" asked the question!!!!! Oh My God!!!! :D
Male or female? :eek: (give me a second)--- composing my self. ;)
On an average, once , during replies on Pet Talk, maybe another moment during hot weather. (the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind) :D
Who was buried in Grants' Tomb?
The Pink Panther. :D :D
Who is vice president of the U.S.?
Dorothy39
08-06-2006, 08:10 PM
Yeah, like I found him. everyone is wondering where in the heck he is right now!!! :eek: :D
He's Ducking for cover perhaps? , ahh, our times :)
Agnew? :D :D :D -- Sort of reminds me of another Administration . :eek: :D
Who sang this lyric? "Johnny's in the basement, mixin up the medicine, I'm on the pavement ,preachin bout the government? ;)
Oh that's easy. It was paris hilton. i read about it in yesterday's cosmo. :p :D
Approximately how many legal secretaries exist in the U.S.?
Dorothy39
08-06-2006, 08:20 PM
twice as many as there were in the 70's, Poor girls!!!! all that coffee to make!! ;)
What are Transformers? ( more than meets the eye)
Transformers are tanvestites who change into drag on stage.
What is the best season to wear a hat?
Almita
08-06-2006, 08:41 PM
couch season!
how do you drink your water?
Dorothy39
08-06-2006, 09:24 PM
Certainly not from drinking fountains any more :eek: !!!(Gotta love those smilies)
I drink my water from the ol creek!!!! :D
What is an LP?
Little penguins!! :D
How late is too late to work?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-07-2006, 12:53 PM
Any time!!!
What is a goober?
sparks19
08-07-2006, 12:57 PM
Any time!!!
What is a goober?
it's a dislexic Booger
What makes trees grow?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-07-2006, 12:58 PM
Dog pee!!! :eek:
What is mush?
Dorothy39
08-07-2006, 01:17 PM
the" brown trails" made during sled -dog races :eek:
Do people use cards to play Solitaire?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-07-2006, 02:04 PM
No, they use jacks and prune juice!!!
How do you make a root beer float?
Dorothy39
08-07-2006, 04:55 PM
No, they use jacks and prune juice!!!
How do you make a root beer float?OH MY GOD!!! And I thought I was witty!!!!! :eek: ,
Don't, I repeat, Do Not open that can of Hires. Toss it into the bathtub for some late night fun!!!! :D ( Kansas people ROCK, says Dorothy!!!)
Did the tin man have a zipper? ( Dorothy always has that oil can, just in case) ;)
momoffuzzyfaces
08-07-2006, 04:59 PM
Of course he did! When you gotta go, you gotta go, or when you go to go you may find you have already gone!!!
What is a squiggle?
Dorothy39
08-07-2006, 05:06 PM
That is the silly wild line you make when you write the amount on a check!!!
I've done so real great ones!!! :eek:
What in the heck is a Marsh wiggle?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-07-2006, 06:05 PM
It's a dance done by people who live by marshes.
What is a sucker?
A person who sucks his thumb all day.
Who is today's Cat of the Day?
Dorothy39
08-07-2006, 07:45 PM
The Cat in the Hat!!
Who are thing 1 and thing 2?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-07-2006, 08:47 PM
It's code for 1, 2 buckle my shoe!!!
Why does the early bird want the worm? :confused:
sparks19
08-07-2006, 09:27 PM
It's code for 1, 2 buckle my shoe!!!
Why does the early bird want the worm? :confused:
Because worms don't have teeth, they are the only ones the birds can wake up safely.
What do bees make?
Dorothy39
08-07-2006, 09:44 PM
MINIMUM WAGE!!
what do turkeys eat on thanksgiving?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-08-2006, 11:56 AM
Bologna sandwiches!!!
How fast can a worm run?
GreyhoundGirl
08-08-2006, 11:59 AM
they can run 1 mile per hour for each leg they have. Example: a cat has 4 legs ( usually ) so it would run 4 miles per hour. It depends how many legs the worm in question has.
Is the white house white?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-08-2006, 12:25 PM
Nope, it's really green with hot pink spots. It just looks white at times because of all the smog in the area!!!
Do snails were goulashes?
Only on special occasions, like St. Patrick's Day, but then only green ones!!
Do Samoyeds like snow? And why?
Dorothy39
08-09-2006, 06:07 PM
Yes, they truely love snow!!!!! the deeper the snow fall, the better. Because, it is the only time of year that they can wear a snow suit!!!
What is a pet rock?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-10-2006, 02:46 PM
A pet rock is a rock that loves to be petted while it listens to rock and roll!
What do you do with salt water?
Almita
08-10-2006, 02:53 PM
you throw it at ur computer.
What are Headphones for?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-10-2006, 02:57 PM
You put them on your pet rock so his rock and roll doesn't bug you to death!
What is a buccaneer?
That's when it costs a dollar to get an ear pierced.
What is "cute"?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-10-2006, 05:26 PM
Cute is smiling at a camera with spinich in your teeth!
Do cows have crossed eyes?
Almita
08-10-2006, 06:35 PM
yes when they moo and drink juice
do cellphones ring?
Yes, and the Avon lady says you owe her one thousand bucks. :eek: :D
What happens when a bicycle's tires don't have enough air?
Almita
08-10-2006, 06:41 PM
you start floating in the air with the clouds.
what is music?
Dorothy39
08-10-2006, 11:47 PM
the sound of Bin Laden, choking to death!!! :D :D :D
Do monkeys dream?
Haaaaahhhhhhahahaha!!!!!!!! ^Good one Dorothy. I fully agree. You crack me up :D :D :D
Yes, monkeys dream about them running the grocery stores and humans in cages. :p
Does a racoon make a good pet?
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 11:08 AM
Nope, raccoons crap on the pillow case , then mold your hair into ridiculous shapes with it!!!(Talk about nightmares :eek: ) :D :D :D
Oh mY God, I just cracked myself up again (giggle feast alert!!!Code RED) :eek:
What color leash looks the best on an Opposum?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 11:49 AM
The one in my tree told me she likes HOT PINK leashes the best!!!
What do frogs dream about?
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 12:00 PM
Miss Piggy, and , Satin Sheets---but then, theres that dreaded, HIY YAH!!!!! to contend with. Those Poor frogs, no breaks, no free rides!!!!
Where does a centipede shop for shoes?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 12:03 PM
At Shoes R US!!!
Can a fish ride a bicycle?
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 12:16 PM
YES!! I was shocked when I saw one delivering papers, while watching "Sponge Bob Square Pants" , :eek:
Is Dorothy Gale still living in Kansas??? :D (I just had to ask that! ;) )
pitc9
08-11-2006, 12:28 PM
Not since she cut her hair.
Why do cats climb trees?
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 12:32 PM
To make Sierra "Bark" in the middle of the night!!! ;) Cats are sneaky little critters!!!! ;)
What is an "out house"? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 12:34 PM
It's a barn. Sort of like a shed but bigger.
What do you give a cat that has bad breath?
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 12:49 PM
A Bird Bath :D :D :D ( thinking of Slyvester and Tweety all over again!!) :D :D :D
Do birds use deodorants? I mean, what is all that preening for?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 12:58 PM
Of course birds use deodorants. No one wants to be known as a dirty birdy!!
Do female kangaroo's wear lipstick?
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 01:05 PM
YES!!! But their "Joey" opens it and makes such a big mess in that pouch right after mating season!!! ( those Kangaroos need to learn where to store valuables) ;)
Okay, I've just got to know this one:
How much wood does a Wood chuck , Chuck!!?? (if they coudl chuck wood?)
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 01:22 PM
Being small, they can only chuck about a cord of wood when they do chuck wood!!!
What is a rubber band? *minds out of the gutter please*
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 01:27 PM
:D Okay :D
give me some time :rolleyes:
What is a rubber band????
Stretch Armstong --- Live----- In Topeka------- expanding the levels of Rock and ROLL!!! ( you ought to see their drummer in motion!!!) yikes!!!
What is a moth ball? ( mind your p's and : Q's) :eek:
sparks19
08-11-2006, 02:00 PM
:D Okay :D
give me some time :rolleyes:
What is a rubber band????
Stretch Armstong --- Live----- In Topeka------- expanding the levels of Rock and ROLL!!! ( you ought to see their drummer in motion!!!) yikes!!!
What is a moth ball? ( mind your p's and : Q's) :eek:
Moth ball- the worst ever Jaw breaker flavour.
What makes stars glow?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 02:01 PM
A moth ball is when all the moths dude up in their party clothes and have a formal dance!!! It's their version of a prom!!! :eek:
OOPS!!! I was too slow on the enter button!!
A star glows because it's blushing!!! The moon tells the most embarrassing jokes!!!
How fast does a dog wag its tail?
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 02:09 PM
A moth ball is when all the moths dude up in their party clothes and have a formal dance!!! It's their version of a prom!!! :eek:
OOPS!!! I was too slow on the enter button!!
A star glows because it's blushing!!! The moon tells the most embarrassing jokes!!!
How fast does a dog wag its tail?
Okay, this is the Wrong Game, on a Pet Talk forum near You ;)
of course, dial up users are crushed , sort of like rotary phones versus touch tone!!! :eek: Godzilla in cyber space!!!
A dog wags its tail , ever so slowly. Seldom see this done at all with any dog I have taken in!!!
I have to get a high speed now :eek: -- to answer the next wrong question!!!
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 02:17 PM
Dorothy , it is 1939 I guess!! ;) We did get hooked up to electricity this Year!!! :D :D :D
next question:
What do the rings of Saturn have to do with Bathtubs on Earth?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 02:19 PM
Bath tub rings and Saturn rings are all made of the same stuff: colored jello!!!
How many moons does Saturn have?
I have dial up, by the way! :D
Dorothy39
08-11-2006, 02:38 PM
Saturn has NO moons at all, don't believe what you read , or, see posted.
What is the name given , for our galaxy? Are we really just a Candy Bar?? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-11-2006, 03:51 PM
So you don't like the feel of caramel squishing between your toes, eh? ;)
Our galaxy is really named poo poo!!! Now, don't you wish it was named for a candy bar? :D
What are pom poms?
Pom-poms are two mops that are backwards.
What does CD stand for?
Simply Terrific!!!!
Why does listening to music make you want to tap your foot?
Dorothy39
08-12-2006, 02:37 AM
Because, You might have your hands full when you hear Osama Bin Ladin---- choking to death!!!!!! :D :D
Cheerios, Wheaties, Cornflakes, Fruit-Loops----what comes next?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-12-2006, 01:57 PM
A plumber!!! You will need one after eating all that fiber!!! :eek:
What did the itsy bitsy spider climb up?
Almita
08-12-2006, 02:58 PM
the itsy bitsy spider climb up the fire hose.
what do you do when you eat dinner
Dorothy39
08-12-2006, 05:00 PM
I say "grace", someone, somewhere, killed a pig or a cow :eek: , and I received the compliment!!!! Go figure!!!
How old are----Dick, Jane and Sally---now ??? and, Was "Spot" ever neutered? ;)
Almita
08-12-2006, 05:02 PM
they are 22 years old and Spot spot who?? ;)
how do you write with ur pencil?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-12-2006, 05:12 PM
U turn on the little red light and make loopy loops on the black board!!!
Why do birds fly?
Dorothy39
08-12-2006, 05:14 PM
Like a cave man, touched for the very first time!!!!(Madonna lyrics can be interesting at times :p )
:D Ah , and LEAD!!!!! It lives on, and on, and on-------------
What are erasers ?
Dorothy39
08-12-2006, 05:17 PM
U turn on the little red light and make loopy loops on the black board!!!
Why do birds fly?
You Kansas people are so darned quick!!!! :D
Birds fly because gas is so darned expensive these days,
Now, what in the heck are erasers? Do we need them these days??
Almita
08-12-2006, 05:19 PM
erasers makes black marks on ur skin!
why do we have mouses? for the computer
momoffuzzyfaces
08-12-2006, 06:12 PM
To drive our cats crazy trying to catch them.
What is a smooch?
A pooch.
Who is today's Pet of the Day?
Dorothy39
08-13-2006, 02:24 PM
Hey, It was Mr. ED!!!! ;) ( a horse , is a horse, of oourse, of course) and The Horse Talks!!!! :eek:
Why are prickers so darned prickley? Why do they grow so large too? :eek:
momoffuzzyfaces
08-13-2006, 06:51 PM
They want to make sure they aren't ignored!!!
Why are pickles green?
Almita
08-13-2006, 07:01 PM
because lemons are green
why are cds so round?
Dorothy39
08-13-2006, 11:52 PM
Compact discs are so "round' because long playing discs are so "out" :D
What is a reel?
momoffuzzyfaces
08-14-2006, 12:31 PM
It's a word we Kansans use to describe things as in "It's the reel thang!! "
Or "the sunset was reel purty".
What is a sucker?
Dorothy39
08-14-2006, 12:42 PM
A person who makes wise investment choices. (provided, as long as you placed the plastic protecter over the tag on your $500.00 Beanie Baby Bear) :D
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