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[Catty1]

Thought it was getting LONG...but it is fun! Last question was as below:

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you grab it with your feet and answer it with your nose upside down on the couch.


how do you drink soda?
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[Catty1]

Make sure there's lots of dip for it!

What's a handbag for?

[Almita]

its where you dump out all your stuff its not a safe plce to put your things n


what is water for?

[luvofallhorses]

to dust the sofa with. ;)

why is the sky blue?

[Almita]

cuz i used my wand to make it blue


why are there sounds?

[joanofark]

We need SOMTHING to smell, don't we??

What's the 4th of July??

[Catty1]

The better to see you with, my dear! :D

How many oranges in a dozen?

[Catty1]

OOPS double post

July 4th is when I can hunt for my Easter eggs, silly!

How many oranges in a dozen?

[luvofallhorses]

a million :p

why are carrots orange?

[JALB]

They aren't, they're rainbow!

What is a rainbow?

[Catty1]

To catch fish with.

Does a canoe float?

[slleipnir]

Where is the rules? I'm confuzzled.

[luvofallhorses]

Where is the rules? I'm confuzzled.

http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=107485 :)

[JALB]

Because it likes root beer floats.

Why do we drink water?

[Danegirl2208]

so it dosent rain

what were great danes bred to do?

[JALB]

Solve mysteries.

What are boxes for?

[Argranade]

For eating.

What do our eyes do?

[zoomer]

Smell.

What do we have mouths for?

[JALB]

So we can hear.

Why do we need to eat?

[zoomer]

So the toliet isn't useless.

Why do we watch television?

[Argranade]

So we become more dumb :p

Why do we have homes?

[Sirrahsim]

Because we wear shoes.

How much does gasoline cost?

[Argranade]

Only 2 breaths of air.

How do birds fly?

[Sirrahsim]

using their fins

what's the meaning of life?

[Danegirl2208]

puppy breath!! lmao

why do we use spell check?

[Sirrahsim]

because cows go "Moo!"

What do you find at the zoo?

[Danegirl2208]

little green men

whats jello?

[JALB]

The opposite of yellow.

What is a hamster?

[mustlovedogs]

A hamster is a large scaley reptile.

What is a dog?

[JALB]

A dog is a fish.

What are stickers for?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Stickers will one day replace eye balls

what is the root word of xoloitzcuintli?

[Argranade]

That word would be Pickles.

Why is the grass green?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Grass isn't green ! It's purple. Duh !

What type of dog invented indoor plumbing?

[Argranade]

A Dogfish. :rolleyes: lol



Why are there babies on the moon?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Because the martians thought they were interesting.

Why do ppl use sarcasm if it's so dangerous?

[DrKym]

they were bred to travel in tiny purses !

what are cocker spaniels?

[DrKym]

ooops sorry about that my comp frze on the dane ? and just now posted :eek:

[mustlovedogs]

Cocker Spaniels are Spaniels that are Cocker.


Who is Kenny Chesney? :D

[DrKym]

he is bachs brother noted for his piano concertos



what are soap bubbles made of?

[JALB]

Unicorns!

What is a page?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Pages are many-layered complex things made up of mostly lumpy, blue corn.

why dont dogs get 9 lives too?

[joanofark]

Because the person who came up with "Cats have 9 lives" thought dongs were smelly.

Whats a toe?

[GreyhoundGirl]

a toe is the thing my dog bites when she's nervous.

what do you call it when a dog is listening to rap on an MP3?

[Catty1]

Strangers in paradise.

What is the best thing about a swimming pool?

[GreyhoundGirl]

The best thing about a swimmimg pool is when someone you dislike is swimmimg and your dog jumps in on them and splashes them and gets them all hairy right before an important buisness opertunity. ( i know im evil-minded )

What kind of dog needs a hair elastic?

[joanofark]

The one that get shaved. :D

Why do we need fingernails?? :confused: :p

[momoffuzzyfaces]

To drive people nuts when we run them down a blackboard.

Where does wool come from?

[molucass]

From a Grizzly bear!

What are nachos?

[zoomer]

Teeth.

What does this smiley mean: :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I have a headache!

Where does coffee come from?

[Almita]

comes from cell phones


why do we have television?

[Catty1]

Because you can't tell a (tele) cat anything!


Why do we wear leather boots?

[JALB]

So the Tv can mess up in the middle of our favorite movie.

What is a movie?

[Catty1]

Still going nowhere.

Do bats fly?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

only when there's a full moon

Why are cat's smarter than dogs?

[Catty1]

Read my siggy! :D

Do dogs fish?

[zoey]

yes, so they can have sushi.
why do roosters crow?

[Dorothy39]

so they can "crack" with the dawn!!!!



What is meant by the phrase, "The crack of Dawn!!!!?

[JALB]

That's when a piece of the sky in the morning breaks off.

What is snow?

[zoey]

ingredient used in sun screen.
How far does a butterly fly in a day? :cool:

[Dorothy39]

Pretty darned far. I heard one , talking in my garden this morning. he was from Texas. :D


Where are the Great Lakes located?

[JALB]

In the middle of a desert.

Why do we sleep?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So we can excape the real world into dream land.

Do bugs burp?

[Catty1]

In a pig's eye.


What is water made of?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Beer!!!

What does shoo fly pie taste like?

[Catty1]

Soles


What are feet for?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Tracking dirt on floors

What is a ufo?

[JALB]

A car.

What is a Rottweiler?

[Catty1]

A member of the Lily and Orchid families.


What are dinosaurs?

[JALB]

Dinosaurs are mice.

What is a bird?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A mouse with wings!

What is snot made of?

[Dorothy39]

Snot is made of Oleo!!! fake margarine, not as good as Butter!!!

"If you thinks it's butter, but it's snot, It's Chiffon..!!!
( I made this up from an old margarine advertisement from the 60's) :D


What is hair spray?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Deodorant for a rabbit.

Why do pigs like mud?

[Almita]

They like it because it keeps them smelling fresh.


Why do we wear hats?

[Dorothy39]

because , as Chicken little said, The Sky is Falling!!!


What kind of an animal build a dam over the water?

[JALB]

Fish!

What are dictionaries for?

[Almita]

to learn how to count


why do we have television?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So we won't have to listen to radio!

What is over the rainbow?

[mustlovedogs]

A piece of bread!


What does milk smell like when it's sour?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A dirty diaper!!!

Why do we toast bread?

[Almita]

so it can be all bendy and sticky.


why do we print things on paper?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

To keep ink stores in business!

What are marbles?

[Almita]

they are square rocks!


why do we sleep on a bed?

[JALB]

Because the couch is uncomfortable.

Why do we have chairs?

[Almita]

so we can jump on them


why do we have music?

[JALB]

So we can turn the volume up so loud to annoy everyone!

Why do we learn to write?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So we will have something to read.

Why do dogs wag their tails?

[JALB]

To keep cool on hot days.

What are birds?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Birds are warm- blooded reptiles.

What do history teachers teach?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Cooking!

What is a baker's dozen?

[GreyhoundGirl]

5 brand new crayola crayons!

Who is Paul Martin?

[JALB]

He is a private message.

What are towels for?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Towels are for getting wet

What does :eek: mean?

[Dorothy39]

I thought it was just gas! ;)


What is Chiffon?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The light fluffy stuff you put on pie!!!

Why do chickens have such ugly feet?

[JALB]

They got them from crossing the road so much.

What is a magnet?

[JALB]

They got them from crossing the street so much.

What is a magnet?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Hair nets for maggots.

What causes wrinkles?

[Argranade]

Clapping your hands too much.

Why do pigeons swim?

[JALB]

Because Princess was chasing it!

What letter is this? X

[Danegirl2208]

vanilla ice cream cones

whats a donkey?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Lots of politicians!

How big is a full moon?

[JALB]

The size of one atom.

What is a calculator?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Someone who plots on how to get their own way.

Why do ducks waddle?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Because It's impolite to widdle in public ! ;)

Why is the sky blue but the grass green?

[zoey]

The sky is blue b/c it failed it's algebra test.
And the grass is green with envy, the sky's infinite qualities.
Why do dogs chew bones?

[Dorothy39]

Dogs chew bones to recharge their tail wagging muscles!!!

Where do Dogs store their bones for future chewing ?

[zoey]

under your feet.
What time is it in Australia?

[Dorothy39]

The Sun is just rising now, Koala's are crawling back into their trees after a night on the town!!!!


Why aren't there any girraffes in Australia?

[zoey]

Because they don't carry Prada shoes there.
What does a koala bear do for fun on friday night?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Tease the local Penguins to try and get them fired up.

Why do things grow?

[zoey]

because staying the same would be too boring.
What is a printer?

[GreyhoundGirl]

A printer is that thing you read with... I forget what is't called... OH YEA, it's called a printer ! ! :D :rolleyes:

What do you do with a calender?

[zoey]

Check for full moons and then make sure you do crazy things on those dates.
What type of pencil is best for sketching?

[GreyhoundGirl]

The best pencil for sketching would be the rubber kind that bend !

How can dogs have hind dew-claws removed ?

[zoey]

It's impossible b/c there is always dew on the grass the morning.
what bird sings the best songs?

[GreyhoundGirl]

It's impossible b/c there is always dew on the grass the morning.

That happend to my dog with her previous owners, ( I wanted to know cuz I thought they didn't have hind dew-claws )

Basset Birds sing the best songs.

Do chinese breeds of dogs use chop sticks, too?

[Dorothy39]

well of course Chinese dogs use Chop Sticks!!!!! There are chop trees all over the place in China!!!!



What is a Ric Shaw?

[zoey]

yeah he was that blonde kid that played on a sit-com in the 80s.
how many beers until everyone looks good looking?

[Dorothy39]

Just a sip of beer and even I look like a Goddess!!!

Who was simple simon?

[mustlovedogs]

Simple Simon was a guy named Simon, who was simple. ;)


What came first:
The chicken, or the egg?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The rooster who thought the whole thing was his idea.

How big are elephants?

[JALB]

They aren't big; they are only the size of one atom!

What is a mouse?

[luvofallhorses]

a bird

what is a pet?

[zoey]

It is the thing that holds the antenna on the car.
What is dog shampoo used for?

[GreyhoundGirl]

When they're out of "real" poo. :rolleyes:

Why are chinese crested hairless?

[mustlovedogs]

The Chinese Crested are hairless because they shave their own fur every 2 days.


Why do I like raisin bran so much? :p

[momoffuzzyfaces]

You don't! You're just messing with our minds!

What is the biggest dog?

[mustlovedogs]

The Chihuaha (sp?)


What is the color of dirt?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

blue

Which side of an egg is the right side? ;)

[mustlovedogs]

The shell! ;)


Does a puppy turn into a dog or does a dog turn into a puppy?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They both turn into cats!!!

How high is UP?

[mustlovedogs]

It's so high it goes down!!


How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb? :p

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Two! ;)

How many drops of water does it take to make a mud puddle?

[zoey]

133,472 molecules
which mud pies are the tastiest?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The ones topped with crab grass!

What color is the Queen of England's undies?

[Dorothy39]

Pssssssst.

(She does not wear knickers!!! at all) :D


Does the President use a knife and a fork?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, just a spoon and a foot in his mouth! :eek:

What is worn under kilts?

[Dorothy39]

the skin, it becomes quite chafed!!!! :D WOW!!! That is raw!!!

Does Laura Bush clean the white house toilets? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sure and I'm the Queen of England! (how did you know I don't wear knickers?) :eek:

What is a Pop Tart?

[Dorothy39]

I believe that is a queer who has lost his temper? (can you tell I'm bored to the gills?) :D



What is a social Butterfly?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:D A butterfly who loves parties!!!

What is a sling shot?

[JALB]

A butterfly who does studies history.

What are calculators for?

[Dorothy39]

calulators you ask?

That's a tough one Jalb!!!!

I saw one at a Goodwill Store the other day. People use it to park their chewing gum!!! :D (hey, I tried)

What is a hot air balloon?

[DrKym]

A lawyer.

what color is Bushes face after a news program?

[Dorothy39]

and, here we are again :D


cough, cough ,

Ahem,

have to be wrong, right?


Bush's face is , of course, a subtle hue of light pink!!! (,

woops, forgot to ask a question!!!


Is Bush really a Keebler Elf?

[Dorothy39]

and, here we are again :D


cough, cough ,

Ahem,

have to be wrong, right?


Bush's face is , of course, a subtle hue of light pink!!! (,

woops, forgot to ask a question!!!


Is Bush really a Keebler Elf?
Throw me a frickin bone here!!!!! :D :D :D :D This is a Pet Friendly sight, so I know I can say this!!!! :p

[DrKym]

he is and he is in charge of all Fudge!

What does Laura Bush use to keep her cool while with the Mr?

[Argranade]

She uses uhhh.........eatable bombs. :p

Why are looders so smart?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They aren't. They just think they are!!!

What size shoes does Big Foot wear? :eek:

[finn's mom]

What size shoes does Big Foot wear? :eek:


Whatever size he wants. ;)

How long are rainbows?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Just long enough!

How do bugs get under rocks?

[JALB]

shoes the size of one atom.

Who is the Dog of the Day today?

[mustlovedogs]

The dog of the day, as you can see, is a cat named Jiggerbug.


Why are animals just so darn cute? :D

[JALB]

Because Princess was chasing it, of course! :D

Who is Cat of the Day today?

[Dorothy39]

that's easy, the cat of the day is a lion, named Bert, resting in Africa, unaware of all the hoopla!!! :D


What is so fun about playing "The Wrong Game" ( remember, you must answer the question WRONG!!) :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It helps with math!

How long does it talk to walk around the world?

[JALB]

Just one nanosecond!

Who is the Pet of the Day today?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

ME!!!

What color is the wind?

[JALB]

Rainbow!

What is paper for?

[zoey]

to cover the rock that breaks the scissors. :cool:
What is the job of a legal secretary?

[Dorothy39]

her job is to teach the "boss" how to make his own coffee!! :D


What is the name of the closest star?

[JALB]

It is called The Faraway Star!


What is a flag?

[Dorothy39]

It is called The Faraway Star!


What is a flag?

The "collective" or "plural" of the common Flog.

"When up -turning a heavy stone, I came upon a Flag of Flogs!!! They were all over me in seconds!!!!!!



What are curds and Whey? Who ate them all the time?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Curds and whey are a type of chip and dip!
Elvis ate them constantly!!!

Why do leaves fall off the trees?

[Dorothy39]

Oh, it's only the "little" leaves that fall off, poor dears, if they'd only wear good shoes!!!!! Scientist are working hard to unravel this mystery!!!



Who was Albert Einstein?

[JALB]

a shoe

Who is today's dog?

[mustlovedogs]

My girl Ellie! ;)


Why does it have to be all cloudy and blah today?

[Dorothy39]

Because , You live in Michigan!!! just wait a few minutes, it might snow!!! :D


Where to the buffalo roam these days?

[mustlovedogs]

In the wild deserts that are filled with water in Arizona! ;)


Why do people bathe?

[Dorothy39]

to give flies something to mope about!!!! (for lack of a better adjective!!)

Why did Goldilocks run out of the Cottage, for real?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

She was looking for an outhouse! That porridge didn't agree with her!!!

How many toes does a fish have?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, you were right!!! Oh my God, I am laughing so hard!!!! Where is an outhouse when you need it?

Fish have several toes, er, tows, per day. Many of them are over worked with trawlers right now off the coast of Massachussetts!!! :D I've got the giggles today!!!



too hard to type, give me a minute!!!!


okay, next question,



What are Army ants up to these days? Do they get the GI Bill?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The Army ants and dancing with the Army uncles. Yep, they get the GI Bill and the GI Frank, and the GI Chester and the GI ......!!! :D

Do cows need hankies?

[joanofark]

Yeah, they are very nutritional.

What is an owl? XD

[Dorothy39]

that's part of a reply, a dialect from our southern states in the U.S.

as in, Owl be back, or Owl be see'in you!!!! come on, you knew that, are you testing me now? :D



What do we do with all this "Tupperware "now? or, what is Tuypperware?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The US government is collecting all the Tupperware to put on a rocket and send into space. The plan is to scare the poop out of any aliens by making them go nuts trying to figure out what the heck it is!!!

What color nail polish do frogs wear?

[Dorothy39]

that was a good one!!!!

Answer to your question:

Frogs wear out their nail polish, all the hopping to do of course,

They tend toward the "Warm colors", I saw a cutie the other day, all decked out in RED!!


Do garden toads really use those Toad Houses that are sold everywhere?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:D
They use them as conversation pieces sort of like those plastic pink flamingos that were every where a few years ago.

Why do pig's tails curl?

[sparks19]

:D
They use them as conversation pieces sort of like those plastic pink flamingos that were every where a few years ago.

Why do pig's tails curl?

Because how else would they bounce on them. Tiggers aren't the only bouncy ones around


Why are leaves green?

[Dorothy39]

something has to be green, it's hard work, like Kermit says!! it isn't easy

Is Miss Piggy still single?

[sparks19]

something has to be green, it's hard work, like Kermit says!! it isn't easy

Is Miss Piggy still single?

No I hear she is dating Big Bird now. I hear she is expecting chiglets (chicks/piglets lol)

Is the sky really falling?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yep, a big chunk just hit me on the head. Lucky for me, I have a hard head!

Why do telephones ring?

[sparks19]

Yep, a big chunk just hit me on the head. Lucky for me, I have a hard head!

Why do telephones ring?


Because they have diamonds inside. Diamond ring get it HA I'm a loser lol. They say diamonds are a girls best friend and sometimes I think the phone comes a close second. Coincidence? I think not.


When does a rooster crow?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

After he's had a date with a hot chicken!!!

Why do robber's wear masks?

[Dorothy39]

because , they look stupid in pany hose!! :D

Who sang Happy Birthday to J.F.K.?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Boy George!!!

How many oinks are in a pig?

[Dorothy39]

Boy George!!!

How many oinks are in a pig?
:D :D


Oh God, that's a toughy!!!!!!!! :eek:


They can get pretty big, (hummm, 16 oinks to a pound, x say, 200)

3200 oinks!! :eek:


Who were the 3 little pigs?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Larry, Moe, and Curly aka the Three Stooges!!!

What makes a cat purr?

[Dorothy39]

Larry, Moe, and Curly aka the Three Stooges!!!

What makes a cat purr?
loved that !!!


"Listening to The Best of Tom Jones!!" makes any pussy cat purr!!! :D
"Pussy cat, Pussy cat, I love you, Yes , I , do----------- :eek:


Which famous blonde debuted in "Laugh In" on NBC?

[Dorothy39]

come on, you know who she is, just don't type her real name!!!!

it's fun to be wrong on Pet Talk!!! :D

[Dorothy39]

okay, You have forced me to play the wrong game by myself!!!

Moldy Fawn is her name!!!! She never amounted to much anyway.no Big Deal!!! :D

here's another question:

Where does all the gum, that which has been chewed, finally go?

[Catty1]

To jail - does NOT pass GO, does NOT collect $200.00


How does a bird fly?

[Dorothy39]

Hey, it's the Golden Girl!!!


How do birds fly??

They just, sort of , JUMP!! and the air has to cooperate!!

they have a connection with the wind, on their Visa cards.( we can't access it) :(

Why do flowers smell so lovely?

[zoey]

flowers smell good, like sweet & sour chicken, so my dog will eat them. Especially the hibiscus.
What will happen in August?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

UFOs will land on the White House Lawn!!!

Why are porcupines so prickly?

[The_Duck]

Tough life. They can't help their attitudes. ;)


What's the best thing about living in a desert?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Free kitty litter!!! :D

What's a dvd player?

[zoey]

A dog violin device for canine virtuosos.
the bow is shaped differently for their little paws. :p

What's the best thing that happened to you today?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I woke up! ;)

How much cheese does it take to fill a mouse up?

[zoey]

the missing holes in the swiss kind.
Why do lizards eat flies?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well, somebody has to! :eek:

Who invented the game of golf?

[The_Duck]

A little boy that found picking up the bat and hitting a moving ball to be too dificult. Just set the ball down and swing!

What is the Spanish word for dog?

[zoey]

Dogma!
Why do cats bark?

[GreyhoundGirl]

So they can tell the dogs to Lay off !

What did birds originate from?

[zoey]

From the angels in Heaven.
Thats where they learned to sing and fly.
Why do turtes have shells?

[GreyhoundGirl]

because they all have phobias of realtors.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the moon>?

[buttercup132]

He turned blue

why do frogs ribbit

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because they can't sing opera! ;)

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

[Dorothy39]

Thousands!!!!!! and, when they wear tap shoes, they sound like an old typewriter!!!!! :D


How do you wash all those fuzzy faces? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Very carefully!!! Those faces bite !!! :D

What is inside out? ;)

[Dorothy39]

Oh, so now it is the wrong riddle game huh!!!!

Okay, I can do this, :D


intestinal gas!!!? :eek: :D :D :D

Woops, I've got to be WRONG!!!! Who let that out???? :D


How can you tell if a fire fly is lost?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well, if it's a girl, she will stop and ask directions. If it's a boy, he will just fly around in circles! ;)

What is the cream of the crop?

[Dorothy39]

hummm, as Johnny Carson would say, :D


That would be the dead flies that are floating on top of the cream!!!



Does Old McDonald still have his farm?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No. He sold it and moved to Vegas and became an Elvis impersonator!

Who bought Old McDonald's farm?

[JALB]

Larry the Cucumber!

What's a waterbottle?

[Dorothy39]

the least expensive dog or cat toy!!!!


What do our pets think about , on rainy days?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That's when they do most of their planning on how to get their own ways! ;)

How do you make peanut butter?

[GreyhoundGirl]

By throwing out the peanuts and butter and throwing a party !!! ( our dogs will never forgive us :rolleyes: )

What makes markers mark?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Boredom! They get bored so mark here and mark there and mark everywhere!

Why do monkeys like bananas?

[Dorothy39]

because , it is fast food without drive thru windows!! No waiting involved!!!!


Are elephants really afraid of mice?

[JALB]

No, they are afraid of atoms.

What's a dot?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Another name for a freckle.

What are clouds made of?

[JALB]

Fur from fighting cats!

What is a shell?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A contraction as in: "shell be coming round the mountain"! :D

Are zebra's white horses with black stripes or black horses with white stripes?

[Argranade]

There actualy White horse with black stripes but ony when they use there wings to migrate to the moon then eat the cheese on it.

Why do dogs have 4 legs?

[Dorothy39]

dogs have four legs because they lack "wings"


go to "the wrong game, part 3!!!!

Coming to a thread (theater) near you!!!!

I love birds too!!! ;)