Cataholic
05-15-2006, 02:42 PM
>>>Bill Clinton is placed against the wall in front of a firing squad. Just
>>>before the order to shoot is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The squad
>>>falls into disaray, and in the confusion Bill jumps the wall and
>>>escapes.
>>>
>>>John Kerry is next against the wall. The squad is reassembled and John
>>>considers what his old pal Bill has done. Before the order to shoot is
>>>given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad erupts into confusion and
>>>Kerry slips over the wall.
>>>
>>>Finally, George W. Bush is placed against the wall. He is thinking, "I
>>>see a pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall."
>>>The firing squad is reassembled, and as the rifles are raised in his
>>>direction and the commander prepares to give the order, George grins his
>>>famous silly grin and yells, "Fire!!!"
>>>before the order to shoot is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The squad
>>>falls into disaray, and in the confusion Bill jumps the wall and
>>>escapes.
>>>
>>>John Kerry is next against the wall. The squad is reassembled and John
>>>considers what his old pal Bill has done. Before the order to shoot is
>>>given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad erupts into confusion and
>>>Kerry slips over the wall.
>>>
>>>Finally, George W. Bush is placed against the wall. He is thinking, "I
>>>see a pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall."
>>>The firing squad is reassembled, and as the rifles are raised in his
>>>direction and the commander prepares to give the order, George grins his
>>>famous silly grin and yells, "Fire!!!"