AmberLee
04-25-2002, 08:45 PM
WARNING -- VIOLENT CONTENTS: Do not read if your sensibilities are easily fraught!
Early this morning yet another battle in the on-going war between valiant furry defenders of truth, justice, and the furry way versus milk jug rings (mjrs) was fought under what appeared to be an innocent dining room table. At the table, slurping caffeinated beverages and trying blearily to comprehend the news: one mommy. Under the table: two vile mjrs and, it must be said, 10 lurking mommy toes. These mommy toes claim they were innocent by-standers. They say that they didn't EVEN know the mjrs were there. The mommy has told this reporter a similar story. :rolleyes: Two sleek, furry paratroopers restored order by attacking the kitchen-migrated mjrs. Some collateral damage occurred to the mommy toes. At one point screaming was heard. It has been attributed to the bleary eyed mommy. This may be true. Much controversy has arisen since. The furry paratroopers are not talking. Are they under orders from the Pentagon or an even higher source, and if so, who?
What enquiring minds want to know: Did the mommy toes know the mjrs were there? Was there a conspiracy to inveigle the mjrs from the kitchen and into the house participated in by said mommy toes? Or are they the innocent victims they claim to be? This may be the tragic tale of toes that fell into the path of evil … or, more sinisterly, tootsie-toes that have trod the primrose path of conspiracy and evil ON THEIR OWN!!!
You have read this report. What is your vote?
Early this morning yet another battle in the on-going war between valiant furry defenders of truth, justice, and the furry way versus milk jug rings (mjrs) was fought under what appeared to be an innocent dining room table. At the table, slurping caffeinated beverages and trying blearily to comprehend the news: one mommy. Under the table: two vile mjrs and, it must be said, 10 lurking mommy toes. These mommy toes claim they were innocent by-standers. They say that they didn't EVEN know the mjrs were there. The mommy has told this reporter a similar story. :rolleyes: Two sleek, furry paratroopers restored order by attacking the kitchen-migrated mjrs. Some collateral damage occurred to the mommy toes. At one point screaming was heard. It has been attributed to the bleary eyed mommy. This may be true. Much controversy has arisen since. The furry paratroopers are not talking. Are they under orders from the Pentagon or an even higher source, and if so, who?
What enquiring minds want to know: Did the mommy toes know the mjrs were there? Was there a conspiracy to inveigle the mjrs from the kitchen and into the house participated in by said mommy toes? Or are they the innocent victims they claim to be? This may be the tragic tale of toes that fell into the path of evil … or, more sinisterly, tootsie-toes that have trod the primrose path of conspiracy and evil ON THEIR OWN!!!
You have read this report. What is your vote?