Hello, I'z new heer. I wud like to invite your cats to vote in DaFURR's contest..msg

[George da Orange]

Hello!
I'z George da Orange, co-founder of DaFURR-Defenderz uv Feline Rightz an Realities. We help cats who are aboosed by dere meowmies, sufferin such indignities as baby clothes, treat deprivation, and close-up booty shots bein distibuted to other meowmies.

To help git our message to other cats who might need our help, we have a munthly contest-da Martyr uv da Munth. Each munth, we accept applicashuns and picture evidence frum worthy catidates. On da 25, the votin begins-cats view the contest page, den e-mail us dere votes. There iz a limit uv 1 vote per cat, wit a maximum uv five per household. Da winner an runner-up gets a huge package uv cat toys, treats, and nip.

Our contest iz free to enter, an free to vote in-we don't need annyting but yur time an considerashun. I wud like to invites you to vote-just go to DaFURR's webpayge and click on da link. While yur there, pleeze feel free to look at our past martyrs and da list of shame, where our meowmies' dastardlee deeds are recorded.
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/

Or, if you wud purrfur to go directly to da contest here is da URL- http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/kontest.html
Thank you fur yur time.
:rolleyes:

[AmberLee]

We went and Cassy and Livvy are conferring on which tragic victim of Mommy-abuse needs their vote! Such a decision!!!

[George da Orange]

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024251694381252272506.jpg

As you can see, meowmie aboose is a terrubble thing. A handsome boycat such as myownself shud never be forced to wear a foofy bonnet. DaFURR hopes to improove da lives uv cats effurrywhere, so they will neffur have to endure such an indignitee.

Yur cats are verry luckee to have a nice humoon who worshupps dem. Dat iz da way it shud be.

George da Orange

[Darlin da Big]

keynote address last nite.Da link is heer nad da link to DaFURR is inda pozt.
Sins dis kampaynin is sutch hard wurk and tyme consumin (cutz intew my nappy tymes), aftur this kickoff keynote address on mine whisslestop tour uf da bords, mine further kampaynin will bee by daylee press releese.

Fanku for yur votez and yur confidince inda cause of DaFURR!!


Link to Darlin's Keynotekampayne address Apr. 25,2002:
http://acmepet.petsmart.com/club/bboard/cat/messages0516/5123.html

[Darlin da Big]

Frinds,Felinz,aboosed and hoomiliated kuntrykatz everywhere...

If yew haf not yet cazt yer vowte fur DaFURR Martur uf da Munf, I appeal to you now to cazt that impurrtunt vote fur me az da mozt deserfing to serf az a symbull reprezenting aboosed and hoomliated felinz eferywhare. Az yew reed my storee in da link below, note dat in addition tew da insidint of being shaved nekkid onda bak; I have previuslee been hoomiliatud by being given da sissy gurl nayme uf Darlin' inda furst playce, and az a smawl kittee, a mere babee, dat Meowmie of myne shut me inda refrigidator OVERNYTE az she hurself slept peecfulee inda warm bed.

And, az ifda nekkid bak pictyours wur not enuf to emortilize me as a martur; heer iz a pictyour she pozted awl ofer da internet sumtime bak wif da tytle uf "Darlin' da hut. To kats everywhare: nefer slump whin yer Meowmie has da flashee maker thingee in hur hand, dis culd bee yu!!

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024261399858687719861.jpg


da marterdum uf Darlin; da hole storee
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[Darlin da Big]

Alas a nobul beezt such az I is now redooced to an object of pity and skorn doo too the efil actz of mineown Meowmie, she dat Iz truzted and luffed awl mine three yeerz.

If my suferink thiz indignitee can serf as a symbolik act on behaaf of felinz eferwhare, thin I, Darlin' da Big, am willink, as Martur uf da Munf, if eelekted tew thiz exawltud pozt, tew allow terribul pictyours lyke da wun below tew bee shown freelee by DaFURR, onda inurnet and elzwhare in defence uf felyne rites and reealiteez not ownlee amung ower smawl cummunity, but wurldwyde iff da need arysez.

Az thiz shud evidince, I am troolee devotid tew da caws uf DaFurr an will bee happee, efen at the cozt uf mineown purrsinil dignitee, to serf the orgunizashun tew the fery bezt uf my abiluty as May Martur uf da Munf.

Thanx agin tew awl my miny suporturs; dew not fayl tew cast yer vowte fur da kandidyte willink to sacrifyce awl fur DaFURR: Darlin' da Big



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Da marturdom uf Darlin', da hole storee
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[Darlin da Big]

You can vote by emailing :DaFURR @ hotmail.com.

Include "vote" in the subject line.

Each cat in the household gets one vote up to a maximum of five votes per household.

sorry , but am I the only one who doesn't understand a bit what this is all about ??:confused: :confused:
Can someone maybe post a more understandable (English ..) version ??:confused:
Thanks !!:D

[Former User]

Lut, I agree, haven't got a glue what's going on, nor what those text above say. I know it's probably meant to come out from a cat, but can't understand it at all...:( :confused:

[Randi]

I must admit, it takes me a little longer to read this post - and there's more to come if you open the link! Right now, I don't have the time to read it all and vote, but I may do it later.

Here's one which some of you have already seen, it gets worse and worse, I think it's hilarious! :D

An interesting article highlighting British power over Germany.

The European Union have recently announced that finally an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and as such has accepted a five year phased plan to implement what will become known as EuroEnglish .

In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this news with joy . Also the hard 'c' will be replased with 'k`. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter .

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter .

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful and they wil go .

By the fourth year , peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'

During ze fifz year , ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kore be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters .

After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru !

[AmberLee]

It's not the easiest to read, but it is quite cute. So I'm translating it for ease of all readers. (Sorry to tinker with your words, George. You speak English MUCH better than I speak Cat.) -- Trans. Amber Lee
Hello!

I'm George the Orange, co-founder of The FUR-Defenders of Feline Rights and Realities. We help cats who are abused by their mommies, suffering such indignities as baby clothes, treat deprivation, and close-up booty shots being distributed to other mommies.

To help get our message to other cats who might need our help, we have a monthly contest -- the Martyr of the Month. Each month, we accept applications and picture evidence from worthy candidates. On the 25th, the voting begins -- cats view the contest page, then e-mail us their votes. There is a limit of 1 vote per cat, with a maximum of five per household. The winner and runner-up gets a huge package of cat toys, treats, and nip.

Our contest is free to enter, and free to vote in -- we don't need anything but your time and consideration. I would like to invite you to vote -- just go to The FUR's webpage and click on the link. While your there, please feel free to look at our past martyrs and the list of shame, where our mommies' dastardly deeds are recorded.
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/

Or, if you would prefer to go directly to the contest here is the URL -
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/kontest.html (http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/kontest.html[/url)
Thank you for your time.
:rolleyes:

[AmberLee]

George the Orange writes remarkably good English for a cat, but even so it is quite challenging to read. I am taking the liberty of translating his message so that his message can better be spread in the world. -- trans. Amber Lee
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024251694381252272506.jpg

As you can see, mommy abuse is a terrible thing. A handsome boycat such as myself should never be forced to wear a foofy bonnet. The FUR hopes to improve the lives of cats everywhere, so they will never have to endure such an indignity.

Your cats are very lucky to have nice humans who worship them. That is the way it should be.

George the Orange

[AmberLee]

Translation of the original post by Darling the Big -- by Amber Lee in an effort to expand international awareness of the abuse heaped on helpless house cats.

(I'm) Kicking off my campaign for the martyr of the month, for those of you that missed my keynote address last night. The link is here and the link to The FUR is in the (previous) post.

Since this campaigning is such hard work and time consuming (cuts into my nappy times), after this kickoff keynote address on my whistlestop tour of the boards, my further campaigning will be by daily press release.

Thank you for your votes and your confidence in the cause of The FUR!!


Link to Darling's Keynote campaign address Apr. 25,2002:
http://acmepet.petsmart.com/club/bboard/cat/messages0516/5123.html

[AmberLee]

Translation of 2nd post by Darling the Big (Campaign press release) from Cat to English provided as a public service by Amber Lee.

Friends, Felines, abused and humiliated country cats everywhere...

If you have not yet cast your vote for The FUR Martyr of the Month, I appeal to you now to cast that important vote for me as the most deserving to serve as a symbol representing abused and humliated felines everywhere. As you read my story in the link below, note that in addition to the incident of being shaved naked on the back; I have previously been humiliated by being given the sissy girl name of Darlin' in the first place, and as a small kitty, a mere baby, that Mommy of mine shut me in the refrigerator OVERNIGHT as she herself slept peacefuly in the warm bed. [Translators note: This may have been an accidental trapping in the refrigerator.]

And, as if the naked back pictures were not enough to immortalize me as a martyr; here is a picture she posted all over the internet sometime back with the title of "Darlin' the Hut". To cats everywhere: never slump when your Mommy has the flashy maker thing in her hand, this could be you!!

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024261399858687719861.jpg


The martyrdom of Darling; the whole story
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[Ann]

LOOC, I haven't laughed this much in aaaaaaaages!!

The list of shame was hilarious, I seriously laughed so hard (my eyes were tearing)! Sure the language was a little hard to read, but can you really expect these poor pussy cats to speak perfect English?! Hmpf!

I'm gonna link to this site as soon as I get the time to create my links page :)

[AmberLee]

Translation of Darling the Big's 27 April Press release, provided as a public service by Amber Lee.

I regret that I have but one fur to give for The FUR!

Alas, a noble beast such as I am, now reduced to an object of pity and scorn due to the evil acts of my own Mommy, she who I trusted and loved all my three years.

If my suffering this indignity can serve as a symbolic act on behalf of felines everywhere, then I, Darlin' the Big, am willing, as Martyr of the Month, if elected to this exaulted post, to allow terrible pictures like the one below to be shown freely by The FUR, on the internet and elsewhere in defence of feline rights and realities not only among our small community, but worldwide if the need arises.

As this should prove, I am truly devoted to the cause of The Fur and will be happy, even at the cost of my own personal dignity, to serve the organization to the very best of my ability as May Martyr of the Month.

Thanks again to all my many supporters; do not fail to cast your vote for the candidate willing to sacrifice all for The FUR: Darlin' the Big!



http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024248948890317900687.jpg


The martyrdom of Darlin', the whole story
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[AmberLee]

Final translation.
You can vote by emailing: [email protected].

Include "vote" in the subject line.

Each cat in the household gets one vote up to a maximum of five votes per household.

[Darlin da Big]

Mi prez releez fur twodaye will be two simplee implore aboosed and hoomiliatud katz eferywhare two gif sum thot tew da changin playce uf da feline in dis hooman dominatud wurld.

Do wee simplee wunt tew remayne objektz fur da hoomanz idul playsure? Fur puttin onda funnee bonits, fur taykin pictyours whyle we are engaged in purrsunal aktiviteez, such az grumin ur poopin, fur booty shotz and kittee purno? Fur puttin uz in pans on stofz an in ufenz an makin lite uf planz tew eet uz ifin we iznt "gud"? Fur gifin uz gurlee naymez whin we is studlee doods, trikin uz intew goin inda big Kar tew git booyeefull, an we endz up kumin howme wif no furs atall inda mozt purrsonull playces, nekkid onda bak, theze pictyours awl ofer da inturnet fur eferyone inda wurld tew see?

I fink not. I rathur think dat we felinez wuld prefur tew owerselfs rool da wurld and I see DaFURR az a smawl step in dat direcshun. By choozing as the munthlee martur the mozt aboosed an hoomilatud uf da kandidaytes; by onering dat martur and chastizin dat martur'z hooman, eech munf,and eech martur will bring uz clozer tew the gole uf wurld dominashun. Sinze my storee is so terribul, and my bare nekid bak sew kold, Iz feelz I wud make da bezt May Martur uf da Munf, an I'd appresheayte da chastizin uf da Meowmie tew.

Yew kan vowte fur me, Darlin da Big, by emeowing: [email protected]
Your votez ar mutch appreshaytud.


Once I was prowd an majeztik
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024282897810260503075.jpg

Redoozed tew thiz by mine hooman
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024287469559044101064.jpg

We kats Shall Rize Agin!!!
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024286317781977000445.jpg

Da marturdom uf Darlin', da hole storee
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[George da Orange]

I will try to post in human here from now on. I may slip up sometimes, though. I understand cat talk is hard for some humans.

Our contest is going really well this month-we've had over 130 votes come in! This is only the fourth month that we've had it. When My co-founder Razpy and I opened DaFURR, we started gettin a lot of pictures and stories of mommy abuse. We decided to hold a monthly contest, where cats could vote for the most abused. The winner gets many prizes. This month, we're giving away-

Turboscratchers
cat dancers
fishing pole toys
furry mice
felt mice
sisal mice
catnip bag toys
jingle balls
soccer balls
glitter balls
Kookamunga Catnip mouse(like a mini beanie baby, with a pouch for catnip)
laser pointer
a large variety of treats
tuna
catnip

And if there is something special that the martyr wants, we try to get it.

Of course, we hope that your cats aren't subjected to foofy bonnets or being shaved or being photographed it compromising positions. But if they are, we invite them to enter the contest! We're accepting applications now. The cat should e-mail us at [email protected]. Put Martyr of the Month in the subject line. Tell us the tail of woe, and include pictures if possible.

George da Orange!

[AmberLee]

Translation of campaign press release (posted by Darlin the Big) provided as a public service by Amber Lee

My press release for today will be to simply implore abused and humiliated cats everywhere to give some thought to the changing place of the feline in this human dominated world.

Do we simply want to remain objects for the humans idle pleasure? For putting on the funny bonnets, for taking pictures while we are engaged in personal activities, such as grooming or pooping, for booty shots and kitty porno? For putting us in pans on stoves and in ovens and making light plans to eat us if we aren't "good"? For giving us girly names when we are studly dudes, tricking us into going in the big Car to get beautiful, and we end up coming home with no fur at all in the most personal places, naked on the back, and posting these pictures all over the internet for everyone in the world to see?

I think not. I rather think that we felines would prefer to ourselves rule the world and I see The FUR as a small step in that direction. By choosing as the monthly martyr the most abused and humilated of the candidates; by honoring that martyr and chastising that martyr's human, each month, and each martyr will bring us closer to the goal of world domination. Since my story is so terrible, and my bare nakeid back so cold, I feel I would make the best May Martyr of the Month, and I'd appreciate the chastizing of the Mommy too.

You can vote for me, Darlin the Big, by emailing: [email protected]
Your votes are much appreciated.


Once I was proud and majestic
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024282897810260503075.jpg

Reduced to this by my human
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024287469559044101064.jpg

We cats Shall Rise Again!!!
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024286317781977000445.jpg

The martyrdom of Darlin', the whole sorry story
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

thanks for the translations !!!! I appreciate this !!!

and Randi : that story about the English language .... wow , never knew I could laugh that intense !!!!!!! If I were you , I would post this as a new tread ; this way it will be read more !!!

sukses !!!

[Darlin da Big]

A dream of kitties safe from abuse and humiliation at the hands of their mommies. No more starving us, cooking us,threatening to eat us, putting on the bonnets, hats, and even sillier headwear. No more baths and shaves, no more naked backs. No more pictures all over the internet of these atrocities for all the cat mommies in the world to laugh over.

The cat, the noble feline species has a regal history. Cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt; should we not be worshipped now? The answer is, of course, we should.

DaFURR (Defenders of Feline Rights and Realities) is a first step in realizing this goal; of putting the abusive mommies in their places,of taking the scorn with which they treat us and putting it back on them. DaFURR removes the power of the mommies to humiliate that cat chosen as Martyr of the Month and instead rewards that marter with recognition, treats, and toyz, while punishing the mommie with stern words.

DaFURR's martyr of the month serves as a symbol to cats everywhere; as May Martur of the Month I promise to give my all for this cause.

Thank you again for all your votes, each and evey one is appreciated.

If you have not yet voted, you can still vote for me through April 30 by emailing: [email protected].

The great and majestic Darlin' for Martyr of the Month; our cry of victory!!!!

Darlin' the majestic
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024291978372460864255.jpg

The marterdom of Darlin'
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024292146554357035012.jpg


Notice my resemblance to the Great Sphynx
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/20024293234584465032010.jpg

The marterdom of Darlin'; the whole story
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[Darlin da Big]

This is my last formal press release since the voting closes tomorrow.

In my Campaign Kickoff address I promised a daily press release;
I have lived up to that promise as I will all others.

Thank you all again for your support,
Darlin' the martyred

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Well, I don't know Darlin' but you sure get my vote. You look soooo sad in that second last picture where your back is shaved. However, I'm sure your hoomans had a very good reason for making you suffer such indignities, and they probably felt just as bad - if not worse - at the idea of you walking around bare backed. You really are a beautiful kitty, and yes, very sphynx-like, and I'm sure your hoomans love you very much.

Good luck with your campaign! :D

[Darlin da Big]

Thank you, Meowmie of Tubby and Peanuts.

You can read my whole story if you click on the link for the whole story.

[George da Orange]

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[Darlin da Big]

That's midnight Eastern Daylight Time which is five hours ahead of GMT ;-)